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Just can't resist a chance to put down the Catholic church, huh? Or are you against ALL Christians? Your remark was uncalled for.

No, I was taught by Jebbies.

[Clemenza]

I was also educated by the Jebbies. Let's just say that many (though not all) of them should have been wearing Lavandar Cassocks.

Hey Kitkat, how can you tell who the gays are at the St. Pat's parade?

A: They're the ones wearing collars.