Posted on 02/24/2005 10:56:56 AM PST by longjack
Danke, Amerika!
by PETER BOENISCH
A Two-Thirds-Majority will always be right.
Think again!
Two Thirds of the germans don't want to be thankful to the Americans.
So short a memory can't be permitted.
Without the Amis Berlin would be Khrushchevgrad
Without the Amis there would still be the Wall and barbed wire.
Without the Amis we'd still have the Nazis at our throats.
Without McDonald's and without Coca-Cola, we Germans could live, but life wouldn't be worth as much without the American freedom to say what you want, what you think is good or bad, what you would like to have, and having the ability to ctiticize anyone - even if it's the American, the German or the Russian president.
Without the Amis the motto for us, even for thinking would be: "ten-HUT!"
[original was Stillgestanden: means the military 'attention' , and in this case, stop what you're doing immediately, line up, shut up, and give us your undivided attention - longjack]
You Americans , are crazy dudes at times, but also damned good friends.
bild.t.online.de....Kommentar....Danke, Amerika!
Translated by longjack
Thanks for the translation. I'm afraid for the inveterate anti-Americans there it will all seem too cliche; truisms are like that.
So roughly 1/3 of the Germans DON'T have their heads up their own asses and DO appreciate America - am I reading that correctly?
Let's see if the number of Krautzis who appreciate us goes up when we save their worthless hides from the Islamofascists -- because they're too damned weak to do it themselves.
Well explained...
" The German's say that if you roll the "Bild" up, blood drips out, referring to the scandals it likes to cover.
Another common joke is this one:
MAN (36) FELL INTO A MEAT GRINDER!
BILD WAS THE FIRST TO INTERVIEW THE BURGER!
"It's probably like the 'National Enquirer" and "USA Today" combined in one paper."
Exactly... Springer tried to copy the British "SUN",
after he got the allied license to publish a paper.
Hun
"should scarcely equire translation from one of our principle mother tongues!"
Good point!
I used to teach German to seniors; and my favorite exercise was a list of Low German words which I asked them to "guess" the English equivalent thereof! Not much guessing required!
as Low German, lower Germany being closer to Britain, is quite close to Old English . . .
Gut'Tag!
Vielen Dank
bttt
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Yeah, I only read the Bild for its in depth articles. :)
Betta shen, mine fruend.
(No, it's probably not spelled right, but the sentiment's still there!)
Thankful bump to ya, longjack.
excellant translation!!
Thanks! Nice to know that 1/3 of the Germans still have a brain, a soul, and a conscience.
WOW. That was nice to read for once. Thank Heavens for some people who appreciate what we've done in the name of FREEDOM.
Isn't THAT the truth! We have more enemies who call themselves Americans than we have overseas.
Wow, I like it! :-)
Thanks for the post. Fun magazine to read. I noticed Keanu Reeves was caught in an embarrassing situation by the paparazi there. He must not have been able to handle that good old German Beer.
I second that! Thanks, longjack!
Sehr gut. Viel danke.
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