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ACLU to the rescue (satire)
Daily Citizen ^ | Wednesday, February 23, 2005 | Larry Fisher

Posted on 02/24/2005 7:01:26 AM PST by Jay777

Thank goodness! The ACLU has uncovered a horrendous plot by the Beebe School District. That plot caused "sticker shock" to our ever-vigilant protector of evolution in the public schools. Encouraged by a federal judge's ruling in a "sticker shock" case against the Cobb County School District in Georgia, the local ACLU office is scouring the public schools of Arkansas for similar stickers.

The unconstitutional sticker in some of the Cobb County science books stated: "This textbook contains material on evolution. Evolution is a theory, not a fact, regarding the origin of living things. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered." My fingers can hardly type the words of this ignorant and unenlightened sticker. The very idea that in the 21st century anyone would dare say that evolution is not a fact!

It should be obvious to anyone with half a brain that Father Time and Mother Nature are the originators of all life, and I appreciate the ACLU sniffing out "stickers" that might call this glorious and wonderful fact into question. If colleges and universities ever get wind of such a statement being in the textbooks of any public school in Arkansas, they may immediately deny scholarships to those students coming from such backward places. Since the ACLU has uncovered this several-year-old plot, some former Beebe students may now have their scholarships revoked.

The fact that all life originated and developed through the actions of Father Time and Mother Nature can be illustrated by recent studies on a geological formation at Mt. Rushmore in the Black Hills region of South Dakota. There one can see what superficially appears to be four colossal heads that allegedly resemble portraits of four past American presidents. But things aren't always as they seem...

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: aclu; antitheist; crevolist
You can join the fight against the ACLU and their ilk by becoming involved with and supporting the following organizations:

Alliance Defense Fund (ADF) - http://www.alliancedefensefund.org

Thomas More Law Center (TMLC) - http://www.thomasmore.org

American Center for Law and Justice (ACLJ) - http://www.aclj.org

The Rutherford Institute - http://www.rutherford.org/

Stop the ACLU Coalition (GREATLY ORGANIZED ACTIVIST SITE..PLEASE JOIN) - http://www.stoptheaclu.org


Here are a few examples of how two of those organizations are fighting back:

ADF Contacts Over 3,600 School Districts Over Attempts To Censor Christmas

ADF: 700 lawyers ready to fight ACLU lawsuits

ADF: Pentagons' Warning About Boyscouts Is Absurd

Thomas More Law Center: Town of Palm Beach Pays $50,000 In Attorney Fees Apologizes To Women In Nativity Lawsuit


Additional information:

The ACLU must be destroyed: Joseph Farah supports Boy Scouts, urges Americans to fight back

Citizens mobilized to stop ACLU (seeks to consign group to 'ash heap of history')

ACLU fulfilling communist agenda

Revealing FACTS on the ACLU from its own writings

See how YOUR Senator or Representative ranks with the ACLU

This yahoo group just started on December 3, 2004 and is looking for new members

Anti-ACLU Page

The Center For Reclaiming America (petitions to congress)

The Becket Fund

Christian Legal Society

Pacific Justice Institute

Landmark Legal Foundation

American Family Assn. Center for Law and Policy

The Liberty Council

ACLU-Watch

ACLU (Know Thine Enemy)

My personal Anti-ACLU Blog


"I seek social ownership of property, the abolition of the propertied class, and sole control of those who produced the wealth: communism is the goal." - Roger Baldwin, ACLU founder, Harvard Reunion Book, 1935


"The establishment of an American Soviet government will involve the confiscation of large landed estates in town and country, and also, the whole body to forests, mineral deposits, lakes, rivers and so on." - William Z. Foster, ACLU co-founder and former chairman, Communist Party USA.


Let me know if you would like to join my ACLU ping list


1 posted on 02/24/2005 7:01:26 AM PST by Jay777
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To: RepCath; Liz; IronJack; Grampa Dave; MeekOneGOP; Iris7; wkdaysoff; ApesForEvolution; EdReform; ...

Ping!


2 posted on 02/24/2005 7:02:16 AM PST by Jay777 (My personal blog: www.stoptheaclu.blogspot.com)
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To: Jay777

LOL

only the ACLU would be so anal-retentive....

BTTT


3 posted on 02/24/2005 8:12:45 AM PST by MikefromOhio (Ohio State: The 2005 NCAA Football champions....assuming they arent on probation!!!!!)
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To: Jay777

Fischer's Mt. Rushmore's analogy is hillarious!


4 posted on 02/25/2005 6:48:55 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty ("Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind." —Albert Einstein)
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To: Jay777

The ACLU has a new cartoon hero - "The Gutless Wonder"

Action figures will follow, after they ban Christmas!


5 posted on 03/01/2005 9:16:45 PM PST by aclusux.com (visit my site at http://www.aclusux.com)
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