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ZOT! Please, I Need Help [DUh, no kidding]
richie kerry, zotted while under the influence.
Posted on 02/19/2005 4:20:10 PM PST by richie kerry
I don't have long. I am posting from the Richmond Jail office. I am being booked for DUI and disorderly conduct. Can a fellow freeper come down and help me. Please.
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To: MeekOneGOP
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posted on
02/20/2005 12:30:28 AM PST
by
SirLurkedalot
(I'm back...with NEW and IMPROVED knuckle-dragging action.)
To: richie kerry
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posted on
02/20/2005 7:25:20 AM PST
by
b4its2late
(Every time I think about exercise, I lie down till the thought goes away.)
To: richie kerry
Help me - I'm ZOTTED and I can't stand up!
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02/20/2005 7:27:43 AM PST
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roaddog727
(The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
To: richie kerry
Greatest Opus post of all time..
To: richie kerry
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posted on
02/20/2005 11:29:02 AM PST
by
joyhalcyon
(Your conscious is the voice of God.)
To: richie kerry
I do hope that you find some help. I am on the other side of the country. Maybe you have triple AAA, I think that they have bail bond service.
Best of Luck
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02/20/2005 11:40:24 AM PST
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joyhalcyon
(Your conscious is the voice of God.)
To: Jim Robinson
My female dog has been vomiting all morning and I am sittting here waiting for my mechanic to get back from lunch; it is raining and this is the only entertainment I have.<P.
Did you know that it is exactly 30 days until Spring?
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posted on
02/20/2005 11:48:01 AM PST
by
Old Professer
(As truth and fiction blend in the Mixmaster of History almost any sauce can be made palatable.)
To: richie kerry
Ya' know, I'm not exactly a regular here, but I love the ZOT threads. This one was a classic. Ya'll are good. Thanks for the entertainment.
To: Engraved-on-His-hands
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posted on
02/20/2005 1:20:32 PM PST
by
Dallas59
(Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
To: thatcher
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Pink Elephants On Parade I am not the kind to squirm
And look at microscopic germs
But technicolor pachyderms
Are really too much for me
I am not the type to faint When things are odd or things are quaint
But seeing things you know that ain't
Can certainly give you an awful fright
What a sight, chase 'em away, I'm afraid
Need your aid, Pink Elephants on parade ~ The scene in Dumbo where Dumbo and Timothy get drunk and hallucinate messed me up pretty bad, and left a scar that lingers to this day. John Barleycorn By Jack London
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02/20/2005 1:53:33 PM PST
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pineconeland
(Or dip a pinecone in melted suet, stuff with peanut butter, and hang from a tree.)
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