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ZOT! Please, I Need Help [DUh, no kidding]
richie kerry, zotted while under the influence.

Posted on 02/19/2005 4:20:10 PM PST by richie kerry

I don't have long. I am posting from the Richmond Jail office. I am being booked for DUI and disorderly conduct. Can a fellow freeper come down and help me. Please.


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To: MeekOneGOP

LOL


101 posted on 02/20/2005 12:30:28 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (I'm back...with NEW and IMPROVED knuckle-dragging action.)
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To: richie kerry

102 posted on 02/20/2005 7:25:20 AM PST by b4its2late (Every time I think about exercise, I lie down till the thought goes away.)
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To: richie kerry

Help me - I'm ZOTTED and I can't stand up!


103 posted on 02/20/2005 7:27:43 AM PST by roaddog727 (The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
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To: richie kerry

Greatest Opus post of all time..


104 posted on 02/20/2005 7:29:05 AM PST by gopwinsin04
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To: richie kerry

105 posted on 02/20/2005 11:29:02 AM PST by joyhalcyon (Your conscious is the voice of God.)
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To: richie kerry

I do hope that you find some help. I am on the other side of the country. Maybe you have triple AAA, I think that they have bail bond service.

Best of Luck


106 posted on 02/20/2005 11:40:24 AM PST by joyhalcyon (Your conscious is the voice of God.)
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To: Jim Robinson

My female dog has been vomiting all morning and I am sittting here waiting for my mechanic to get back from lunch; it is raining and this is the only entertainment I have.<P.
Did you know that it is exactly 30 days until Spring?


107 posted on 02/20/2005 11:48:01 AM PST by Old Professer (As truth and fiction blend in the Mixmaster of History almost any sauce can be made palatable.)
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To: richie kerry

Ya' know, I'm not exactly a regular here, but I love the ZOT threads. This one was a classic. Ya'll are good. Thanks for the entertainment.


108 posted on 02/20/2005 11:52:58 AM PST by Engraved-on-His-hands
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To: Engraved-on-His-hands

109 posted on 02/20/2005 1:20:32 PM PST by Dallas59 (Bush said the "F" word 27 times January 20th, 2005!)
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To: thatcher
 

Pink Elephants On Parade

I am not the kind to squirm
And look at microscopic germs
But technicolor pachyderms
Are really too much for me
I am not the type to faint

When things are odd or things are quaint
But seeing things you know that ain't
Can certainly give you an awful fright
What a sight, chase 'em away, I'm afraid
Need your aid, Pink Elephants on parade

~ The scene in Dumbo where Dumbo and Timothy get drunk and hallucinate messed me up pretty bad, and left a scar that lingers to this day.

John Barleycorn By Jack London

   

110 posted on 02/20/2005 1:53:33 PM PST by pineconeland (Or dip a pinecone in melted suet, stuff with peanut butter, and hang from a tree.)
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