But wait...this can't
really be "art." No federal funding paid for it to enrich our children! The artist isn't disgruntled, or a victim! The work offends no one (or possibly only other "artist" on the Left)! It required no pledge drive to hound support out of Liberals who feel guilty for being an American! No, I'm sorry, this can't possibly be "art"! It is actually a cruel plot to confuse American youth by making them feel good about being Americans, and to try and pursude them that they live in the best country in the world.
I certainly hope that someone has notified the ACLU so that this so-called "free speech" thing can be stopped, and now!
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