Why Men Should Not Marry

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[Lazamataz]

Second floor lav is out of paper towels again, while you're at it.

I'm on it, boss.

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't want to marry again because I don't want to see that woman I hated in the mirror.

So don't ~be~ her! Honestly, I don't know what else to say.

[samiam1972]

I'm 32, celebrating the 10th anniversary on Friday. If anything happened to my loving, wonderful, pain-in-the-ass husband, I would not marry again, either. I love every good and bad thing about him. It is a challenge but one I would ever change.

He thought he was going to be single all his life like his uncle. Then he met me. ;-) I guess you just have to find the right person and be mature enough to work through the challenges that you will face. Each year gets better with him. I love his balding head! Our kids are only 4 and 6 but I am excited about what we may be able to do together when are kids are grown.

However, I do believe that marriage is not for everyone out there! I would never wish a bad relationship on anyone! Seeing my husband's great-uncle as happy as he is helped my opinion on that one. He is a sweet little old bachelor! I adore him.

Laz-You're one of the funniest guys on FR! I love reading your posts. You do what is best for you but never say never!! :-)

[Gingersnap]

"I've been told that I'm a machine."

I'll bet! But do you glow in the dark, have multiple attachments, and rate a "Best Buy" for your price range in Consumer's Report?

I thought not.

[najida]

That is my goal darlin, that is my goal.

[benjaminjjones]

Don't ask Don't tell?

Why not? I don't agree with that policy.

What was the first thing Clintoon foisted on the military when that POS assumed office?

Don't mean to be hostile, but am about to lose my largest client due to the fact that I can't stand to deal with the faggot office manager anymore.

[Manic_Episode]

[Lazamataz]

I'll bet! But do you glow in the dark, have multiple attachments, and rate a "Best Buy" for your price range in Consumer's Report

• But do you glow in the dark> -- Yes. After that unfortunate accident at the 9 Mile Point reactor, I do glow in the dark.

• have multiple attachments -- Yes. Besides the normal sexual accoutrements such as .... um, special rings and ticklers ... I also can wear a hat.

• and rate a "Best Buy" for your price range in Consumer's Report -- Since I'm willing to pay you, I don't see how that's a consideration.

[Cyber Liberty]

Hey sweetheart! Can you come by and give our friend Laz some encouragement?

[HairOfTheDog]

Honestly, I've been a different person in every relationship in my life. Different people bring out different things in us, some people make us want to be better people, some people inspire only our worst traits. It is usually the relationship where you know you have too much power over the relationship that inspires our nastiest side. So don't assume that power. Don't let it get a foothold. Don't be with people who would accept that from you. Every new relationship has all the potential in the world, for it to be good, and for us to fail at it.

[Lazamataz]

Don't mean to be hostile, but am about to lose my largest client due to the fact that I can't stand to deal with the faggot office manager anymore.

When I'm not janitoring or using gypsum, I moonlight as a hitman.

[dawn53]

LOL!

[Damifino]

Hey! Is there an echo in here? What the heck just happened??

[Lazamataz]

Hey sweetheart! Can you come by and give our friend Laz some encouragement?

[Richard Kimball]

Check my post 12. Great minds think alike. Apparently, so do ours.

[najida]

I think the worst relationships are those where you both go in expecting the other to 'fix' everything wrong in your life, they fail, and you get mad. You fail, and they get mad. Then you both sit there, feeling angry and betrayed.

I really thought I was marrying my best friend. But, oh well. I could point out all his faults (mental illness, pathological lying etc) but the bottom line is that I wanted something so badly, that I was stupid and I made myself overlook the bad. I put on blinders and dove right in.

Not fair to anyone.

Ah, guess I grew up.

[TheBigB]

*sigh*

I'm single and I'm usually pretty happy. Of course, I've also already picked out names for my four future daughters. :o) I would dearly love to meet the right woman; it just hasn't happened yet. Being deathly shy doesn't help matters, either.

Maybe someday...

[HairOfTheDog]

Maybe someday...

Indeed. I hope the ~right~ woman is not also shy ;~D

[grellis]

I'm thinking I might just print this out, so I have something to scrub my toilet with.

[shield]

This guy is probably lousy in bed...and must pay a women to have sex with him anyway.

Most of the male royals have the very same problem...NO GOOD IN BED!!!