Why Men Should Not Marry

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[najida]

OMIGOD! Yes it will!

It will cut through rope tile like butter! I haven't done a 45 yet, but it cut all other angles just fine.

I am so in love with the little fella.

I am actually working on a web page called "Tools I Have Known and Loved" :)

[RushCrush]

Wish I could get my hands on a recent quote I saw, something to the effect of
"if you want boring, stay single and screw as many women as you can. For excitement try staying married to the same person for 50 years"

[ValerieUSA]

A marriage made in heaven's workshop!

[benjaminjjones]

I'm still trying to find (my second) wife. The one to make babies with.

What I miss the most on a personal level is that warm spoon snuggle in the middle of the night.

She's there for you, you're there for her. You're both there for the kids.

Brainwise, men are from Mars and women are from Venus, but I wouldn't have it any other way. It's how we all got here.

I admit I have the need to experience the sleepless nights of child rearing.

I'm not dumping on you Lazamataz (haven't done a post search) but this article sounds like homo-agenda.

[68 grunt]

Snort ~ LOL ;^>

[Lazamataz]

I am actually working on a web page called "Tools I Have Known and Loved" :)

...errrrrr.....

[HairOfTheDog]

Just marrying a man doesn't make a woman a wife though.

Yes, it does. Now, it won't make her a good person, nor will it make the husband a good person. It's a two way street, and many of the most bitter people I've seen here see trouble coming from only one direction.

[Lazamataz]

I'm not dumping on you Lazamataz (haven't done a post search) but this article sounds like homo-agenda.

Don't ask.

[najida]

OOHhhhhhh,
Get yer headouttathegutter Laz!

[Lazamataz]

Wish I could get my hands on a recent quote I saw

I wish *I* could get my hands on this chick from the third floor.

Yowsa.

[TASMANIANRED]

Totally selfish a$$ works just fine if you are single, doesn't do too well for either partner in a marriage to be so.

[Lazamataz]

Get yer headouttathegutter Laz!

Why should my head leave the rest of my body????

[najida]

For me, marriage was all my faults and failings magnified.

If you marry wrong for both of you, it is like a cauldron where all bad things distill and both parties begin to look and act like McBeth's witches.

I don't want to marry again because I don't want to see that woman I hated in the mirror.

[Manic_Episode]

So what's that, about 75 years now? Congratulations!
I met my wife in church and 2 months later we were married. That was 14 years and 3 kids ago and life just keeps getting better. Proverbs 18:22 nails it.

[general_re]

Now you'll have to excuse me. I have some volleyballs to inflate and some boxing gloves to count.

Second floor lav is out of paper towels again, while you're at it.

[freedomfiter2]

Yes, you're right. The point I wanted to make is that our modern concept of marriage is off. No fault divorce and promiscuity have twisted what marriage is. I wasn't intending to put all the blame on the women.

[backinthefold]

 Can you tell us why you'd never marry again?

 

Several reasons, most of all being, as I said, I love my hubby heart and soul, and I don't think that can ever be replaced, and I don't know if I could ever try. Being married is hard work on both parts. Hubby and I have fallen in and out of love several times over the years. The love we had on the day we got married no longer exists between us, and I think this is one of the reasons marriages fail. Love changes over time, just like people, and adjustments have to be made.

 

I don't know if I have the heart to do it again. I hope and pray I will never find myself in that position.  

[One Proud Dad]

I told my sons marriage is for mature adult audiences only. Just don't do it until you are well established in your career or have a Masters degree in a marketable profession and have a substantial portfolio ( some of it hidden offshore ). Get out and do the things you want to do. It will all come undone after you get married, children become your priority.

They also saw what their mother did to me in court, that helped.

[newzjunkey]

Funny you mention that.

My mother told me never to get married. Ditto my brother.

[PayNoAttentionManBehindCurtain]

Been married 30 years, raised two kids, and it just keeps getting better and better:)

Becky