a little one, not a big one!
Posted on 02/15/2005 5:00:02 AM PST by KidGlock
In a related matter - false advertising - I ordered a couple of those Twin Tower silver dollars for my children so they would have something to remember 9/11 by. They got class actioned and the New York Supreme Court made the retailer return all the purchases because they advertised the coins as official government tender and they were not.
Don't these dummies know that if that stuff really worked you wouldn't be able to get your hands on it. Nearly all men, and a fair amount of women, would be buying it.
The defense lawyers' discovery process is going to be a riot...
Big deal..., or not...., or something....
Will the evidence stand up in court? And if convicted, will the defendants suffer in hte penal system?
Will the evidence stand up in court?
Well, if it worked you would be able to get your hands on it....
Another cock and bull story.
They'll start marketing vagina reducers next!
It never ceases to amaze me..
BUT, some plastic surgeon will make BIG money if he can come up with an alternate way (other than what they can do now) to make Mr. wiggly larger.
"They'll start marketing vagina reducers next!"
.....
/runs out to garage to mock up some plans
You've never heard of the Addadiktume?
Will there be a hung jury?
A man comes into a doctor's office and screams "I WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR!"
The receptionist asks him to be quieter, he replies "NO, THAT'S MY PROBLEM, I TALK TOO LOUD."
He's immediately brought in to the doctor, who asks what his problem is.
"I DON'T KNOW. I TALK TOO LOUD. MY WIFE DON'T LIKE IT, MY BOSS DON'T LIKE IT, MY KIDS DON'T LIKE IT. I TALK TOO LOUD."
So, the doctor gives him a full examination, finally he says, "I think we've found your problem.'
'WELL, WHAT IS IT?"
"Your penis is 8 inches too long. It's taking so much blood from your body that your're yelling as a stress reaction."
"WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT THAT?"
"There is a procedure for removing a section out of your penis, it will solve your problem. The good thing is that the section will be frozen; if you don't like the results it can be replaced easily."
"I DON'T LIKE THIS, BUT I'LL TALK IT OVER WITH MY WIFE," replies the man.
The next day he comes back and allows the surgery to be done, providing that it will be reversable. So the doctor gets to work.
A couple of months later the patient is fully recovered and drops into the doctor's office unannounced.
"Doctor," says the man, "you were right. That was the cause of my yelling. Although my kids like it, my boss likes it, and my friends like it, my wife and I like it better the old way. You said that operation is reversable, right? Do you still have that eight inch segment available?
The doctor says "WELL, IT MUST BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE!"
That's the entrepreneurial spirit! go! go! go!
I hope someone is working on a pill to reduce size. We BIG guys needs someway to make it more manageable.
a little one, not a big one!
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