FReeper Canteen ~ Favorites/Diva's Corner ~ What is your favorite TV Show/Movie? ~ 15 FEB 2005

FReeper Canteen: What's Your Favorite Comedy TV Show/Movie?

Here's the topic for today:

What is your favorite Comedy TV Show/Movie?

Have at it folks!

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Help bring some holiday cheer to our Troops!!

By the way, guess what's below?

Good morning to you. Are you feeling better?

441 posted on 02/15/2005 7:29:38 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

442 posted on 02/15/2005 7:30:01 AM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)

To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub

Ok, see you later. Have a good day.

443 posted on 02/15/2005 7:30:53 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

To: doug from upland

"..............until Clinton used DON'T STOP THINKIN' ABOUT TOMORROW. I still haven't gotten over that."

Neither have I : )

444 posted on 02/15/2005 7:31:22 AM PST by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)

To: NRA1995; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; AZamericonnie; beachn4fun; bentfeather; Bethbg79; blackie; ...

Good morning all! Today's humorscope is a curious follow-up of yesterday's. Taurus, my deepest sympathies.

Humorscope
Tuesday, February 15, 2005

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You will discover an odd amulet in an old curio shop, which is made entirely of holmium and yttrium, and which strongly interferes with the normal functioning of electronics. Best not to play with things like that.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You will be conducting naval maneuvers in the bathtub today, when you will have an unfortunate accident involving your toy submarine. The visit to the emergency room will be most embarrasing.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Today you will take comfort in the thought that Jesus loves you, particularly since nobody else likes you very much.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Today you'll go buy a white jacket, and start working towards your dream: the resurgence of Disco! And you'll be successful, too! Yes, over the course of your life, you'll get literally several people interested.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You will develop a strange fascination with steamed vegetables. Which is OK. Much better than, say, an enthusiasm for steamed toast. (Whenever someone asks me what kind of toast I want, I always say "To Friends, Old and New!")

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Today you will go into the prosthetic forehead business, having heard that everyone wants a prosthetic forehead to wear on their real forehead. It would be a good idea to do your own market research, in this case, before sinking all your savings in this venture.

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Stop slouching, and sit up straight! How do you expect to get ahead in the world if you pay no attention to proper posture?

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

It will occur to you to wonder, what if Jesus had actually said "The geek shall inherit the earth", but was just misquoted? Then you'll think of Bill Gates. Then you'll start to worry.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

During a walk in the woods, you will spot Mick Jagger. He will be gathering moss. You will find that strangely disturbing.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Relationships are a lot like tables. One leg is love, one is trust, one is shared pleasures, and one is shared dreams. Lasting relationships need all four legs for balance, to hold up the burden of your troubles. In your case, though, you'll never get rid of that irritating wobble.

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

You might consider picking up some holy water and a few stout wooden stakes. They'll come in handy soon, although I'm not sure how.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You will finally figure out what the problem is, with your car! Basically, it has developed a sense of humor.

445 posted on 02/15/2005 7:32:41 AM PST by Lady Jag (All I want is a kind word, a warm bed, and unlimited power)

To: darkwing104; All

Can I have your attention, please? I want to announce that Darkwing only has 23 days left on active duty

Be sure to stop by and wish him luck.

446 posted on 02/15/2005 7:33:26 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

447 posted on 02/15/2005 7:34:10 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

448 posted on 02/15/2005 7:34:10 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

449 posted on 02/15/2005 7:34:11 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

450 posted on 02/15/2005 7:34:20 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

To: Lady Jag; international american

Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will discover an odd amulet in an old curio shop, which is made entirely of holmium and yttrium, and which strongly interferes with the normal functioning of electronics. Best not to play with things like that.

Thanks for the warning. I was planning on visting my local "old curio shop" just today. Now, I'll steer clear..........

451 posted on 02/15/2005 7:37:48 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

452 posted on 02/15/2005 7:38:46 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

The Double Diget fidgets!

SHORT!

453 posted on 02/15/2005 7:39:00 AM PST by Valin (DARE to be average!)

Why good morning to you. No need to worry......... as you know...........the Canteen.........is.........

454 posted on 02/15/2005 7:44:32 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

To: WV Mountain Mama

Good day to you Mountain Mama

455 posted on 02/15/2005 7:46:42 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

Me too beachy......I am no longer curio!

456 posted on 02/15/2005 7:46:53 AM PST by international american (Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)

I work a 4 day 10 hour workweek. My regular day off is Monday, so I work Tuesday - Friday. With Friday being a holiday, I have a four day weekend.

The 10 hour days are a bummer, but the three day weekends are nice. With holidays, four day weekends let me catch up on my honey do list.

457 posted on 02/15/2005 7:47:16 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 ("I hate the Republicans and everything they stand for," - Howard Dean 01/29/2005)

Morning Unc. This is really pretty.........

(you know tomkow loves sparkly things?)

458 posted on 02/15/2005 7:48:26 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

To: Red Sea Swimmer

Hey Red Sea Swimmer........

459 posted on 02/15/2005 7:49:20 AM PST by beachn4fun ("Resistance is futile, but I may be placated with chocolates")

To: beachn4fun; StarCMC

Good morning!

Star, you have frmail.

460 posted on 02/15/2005 7:49:44 AM PST by WV Mountain Mama (Umbilical cord blood, the stem cells that let everyone live!)

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Aries (March 21 - April 19)

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

Libra (September 22 - October 22)

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)

Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)