FReeper Canteen ~ Military Short Speak ~ February 14, 2005

Canteen Crew

[armyman]

#500!!

[Soaring Feather]

HUGS!!


The Orchid is doing well, not taking over the house yet.

How has your day been? Mine is so exciting I can't sand it, LOL, mopped the floor.

Yes, Queenie has to resort to manual labor.

[MoJo2001]

DJ SUNSHINE!

We're mighty proud of our armyman!
He's leaving our house and joining the Navy.
(You would as well if you were related to Ma like we are!)

Anyways, we need to get him prepared about being a Sailor!
And those naughty women that love Sailors or want to love them!

Hello to all our Troops, Veterans, and their families!!
Click the graphics or hyperlinks!

 

Jewel Aiken -- The Birds and The Bees
(We figure Ma probably hasn't explained this to armyman yet! Figures!)

Tommy James & The Shondells - The Hanky Panky

Armyman--> This song is placed here to help you guide your away from doing such things.
"S" for Sailors and "S" for Saints. Well, except for tomkow!! They went wrong with him. Hehe!

Sidenote: If you would like to fall in love with our armyman, please send all resumes to StarCMC, Kathy In Alaska, and MoJo2001. If you're Dad's rich, we'll move you to the head of the line. If you look like Britney Spears, we'll move to the end of the line. Thank you!

 

[MoJo2001]

Manual Labor at the Manse on Valentine's Day?

Sheesh! What's the world coming to these days?

*HUGS*

[MoJo2001]

You're such a BRATT!!
Using poor lil me to get 500. You should be sorry!! I know you're not, but you should be. LOL!

[armyman]

don't forget support of the 2nd amendment is a must. lol

[tomkow6]

...........there goes the neighborhood........

[tomkow6]

BAH!  HUMBUG!

[armyman]

I'm sorry, I won't do it again lol

[tomkow6]

BAH!  HUMBUG!

[AZamericonnie]

Minor is this the picture you were looking for???? I dont get it? *L*

[doug from upland]

Ah, yes. THE BIRDS AND THE BEES. From the archives ---

MIDI - BIRDS AND THE BEES - click on the bumblebee

La la la la la la la la la la...la la la la la la
La la la la la la...la la

Let me tell ya 'bout that jerk Dimbleby...he's with the BBC
He was causing me strife...with my book MY LIFE

Let me tell ya 'bout my new attitude...I am no longer crude
I won't rape anymore...go ask Albert Gore

So what, I had stained the White House up...that is ancient history
I had come on this show to promote myself...let's not talk Lewinsky

Let me tell ya 'bout that creep Kenneth Starr...he had gone way too far
Yeah, Kathleen's cat was killed...but they can't touch Bill

Let me tell ya 'bout a guy named JimRob...almost cost me my job
Women had been defiled...then...all the FReepers went wild

So what, I had stained the White House up...that is ancient history
I had come on this show to promote myself...let's not talk Lewinsky

Let me tell ya I gave each go ahead...to make Osama dead
I did all that I could...as a leader should

Let me tell ya, I'm as cool as can be...is that chick looking at me
Man, does she have a pair...honey, I will be right there
When will everyone see that it's always about me...I love you, Hillary
(Fade out)

[Diva Betsy Ross]

I love Sailors.. don't listen to mojo!! She don't know what she is talkin bout (nasty women)....Hehee!

[pelikan]

[Lady Jag]

There's no stopping you now!

[armyman]

I got to go eat and take a nap before i go to work tonight. I'll be back online in a few hours.

[luvie]

Bah! Humbug!??? Just for that I am sending you a big fat bouquet of roses!

You just be my valentine--OR ELSE!!!

[sneakers]

Happy St. Valentine's day to our wonderful men and women in the military! Kisses and mommy-type hugs to all of them!

sneakers
PNM (Proud Navy Mom)
of Nate (currently in boot camp - Great Lakes)

[StarCMC]

Hey ya'll!! Flyby post to tell you that unless John has some sort of surprise planned (which I doubt - he has Tom's philosphy about Valentine's day! LOL!) I will be back on later on - I am on my way home from work and picking up kids!! See ya'll in a bit!! HUGS!!

If anyone has any music requests - send them to my FReepmail and I'll work on them when I get home!! HUGS!!

[StarCMC]

BEFORE I leave to go home, I wanted to tell ya'll a story I heard this morning. A local radio program has an "Adopt A Soldier" program going. This gal called in this morning and told this story. Back in November, she went on the Adopt A Soldier listing because she and her dad were looking for a soldier to adopt and lo and behold there was the boy she had had a crush on in high school. He was stationed in Iraq. So she and her dad decided to adopt him. Over the process of the last couple of months he and she have been corresponding. This morning she got up for work at 4am and everyone at her house was already awake which was really odd. Then when she came downstairs, the parents of this young man were in her living room and her computer was on and so was her webcam. She couldn't figure out what was going on and then the young man came on her screen and PROPOSED TO HER FROM IRAQ!!!! When she said yes, his mom gave her the ring!!!! Is that the awesomest Valentine's story you've ever heard or WHAT??

See ya'll later!!