NY Man Who Fell Down a Hill Inside a Portable Toilet Wins Day in Court

New York Lawyer ^ | February 10, 2005 | Mark Fass

[SouthernFreebird]

OMG.....LMAO

[MarineBrat]

"[e]verything was exhausted from the pot on top of me,"

Ewwwwww! Falls in the realm of a bad day squared!

[Drew68]

"[e]verything was exhausted from the pot on top of me," Mr. Fascenelli testified.

He must've had a real sh*tty day.

[steveo]

Looking to either buy or sell dirt,

So... what is dirt going for these days? Cheap I bet...

[libertarianben]

LOL! Wish I could have been there. Sounds like someone's trying to get money out of their own stupidity.

[Diverdogz]

Seems like I saw a port-a-pottie roll down a hill in a movie or commercial or something.
Anyone remember that?

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Was he a buddy of Cedric, the Entertainer?

[Piquaboy]

There you stand, all spick and span. Where were you when the toilet went down the hill?

[Boazo]

Film at 11

[Darkwolf377]

Sounds like a Homer Simpson escapade.

"D'oh!" (bang) "D'oh!" (hits rock outcropping) "D'oh!" (flips over again) "D'oh!" etc.

[freeangel]

Note to self: always make sure the porta potty to be used is not perched on a dangerous cliff.

[delln]

Talk about shit rolling downhill!!!

[Enterprise]

He won on the strength of the evidence.

[Andonius_99]

A correction has been issued:

"the company had 'not sustained its burden of demonstrating that it had no doodie to plaintiff to insure the safe location of the portable toilet at the work site...'"

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

After entering, he felt the toilet tip outward. It fell down a hill

What this poor s.o.b. looked like, upon finally climbing out from under:

[martin_fierro]

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list

[Madame Dufarge]

In addition, "[e]verything was exhausted from the pot on top of me," Mr. Fascenelli testified.

I think the death penalty would be applicable here.

[SilentServiceCPOWife]

How many showers would it take to wash that kind of filth off of your body? Yuck.

[Coop]

I'd always heard it rolled downhill, and now we have proof.

Reminds me of a buddy who was out in the field one time. Apparently this young female officer and a sergeant found each other attractive. So they (don't ask me why) chose to, uh, exercise their passion inside a portable pottie. Unfortunately for them some of the other Marines heard the ruckus, got some duct tape, sealed the door and knocked the love nest over.

I'm not sure, but I imagine they didn't see each other again. :-)