[thoughtomator]

You can't make this stuff up.

[polymuser]

Already has a thread:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1339720/posts

[Semper Paratus]

This proves we are approaching the "End Times".

[free_european]

This is one of the funniest things I've read in ages! thanks for the good laugh. I didn't realize gay rights extend to penguins!

[kx9088]

"We don't know if the three male pairs are really gay or just got together because of a lack of females."

Gee, what are the chances that is the case? I'm curious to know currently how many females are in there with them as it is now. And if I recall correctly, penguins pick a mate and stick with them for life.

[TheCrusader]

"A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight."

Does anybody know the exact day that Hell was loosed and took over the earth?

[Mears]

If the Swedish females won't do it,nothing will!

[cspackler]

What do you expect? Always trotting around in those little tuxedos... Way too well dressed to be straight.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Reminds me of the South Park episode where the went to Big Gay Bob's Big Gay Animal Park.

[Modernman]

I wonder at what point in your life you decide to become a gay penguin researcher.....

[Recovering Hermit]

[hosepipe]

Confused penquins looked at closely are still confused penquins..
Wonder if its in their genes..

[VisualizeSmallerGovernment]

Meanwhile, those same people will be the first to protest if the penguins fail to mate and the species goes extinct.

"Sorry there's no more pandas. Turns out they were all gay."

[TRY ONE]

Penguins --- How about turtles:

On Hollywood Squares to Paul Lynde:
"How can you tell if a turtle is male or female?"

Paul Lynde: "You turn it over to see if it "smiles"!"

[I'm ALL Right!]

Now THERE's a worthwhile cause...Homosexual Penguin Rights.

Let's talk about why my dog (RIP) used to hump everything (male, female, or otherwise) including the GARDEN HOSE. What "sexual orientation" does that make my dog?

These people don't know how to pick their fights wisely. In the grand scheme of things, this will only weaken their case, making them look as idiotic as they really are.

[skimbell]

"A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight."

Are you chittin' me?

[polymuser]

Has PETA stepped in yet to protect the poor penguins from the homophobes? Will they replace the rocks they're sitting on with little stuffed penguins? Do penguin condoms exist? Will the gay community adopt tuxedos to show their solidarity with the gay birds? Will the right wing now say that penguin cartoon characters are all gay? Opus? Chilly Willie?

[Diddle E. Squat]

Well duh, they are males in prison without females.

[Ditto]

Now, I have heard everything.

[EdReform]

A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.

Unbelievable! They're against 'ex-gay' penguins, too!