Texas Longhorn

mine ^ | February 11, 2005 | Ilija Pavlovich PhD

[ILL]

Texas longhorn

If you ever have to “grab a bull by the horns” try a Texas longhorn. Considering that my first post was critical of SF Chronicle's depiction of USMC General Mattis – but somehow got into a vanity section – I wouldn’t be surprised that this too gets reclassified the same way. According to some members here, I invited the Wrath of Gods upon myself on account of:

a) being new – not knowing the ropes

b) having posted a vanity as my first article

c) me being a pink, pro-communist, liberal threat to security of the United States because my name contains too many consonants

d) In my naiveté I posted my real name and a degree which most plumbers and cab drivers consider offensive, and would prefer I dropped out of high school.

Something else came to my mind watching the Oliver Stone (BOOOO! – scared ya’, didn’t I?) movie JFK, last night. OK cat lovers, donkey posters get your ammo out, this is gonna be your field day, the more pictures of animals the better. Since films ordinarily fall into the category of culture I think this is the appropriate placement for this sarcastic semi-grievance.

Meanwhile back at the ranch: JFK (BOO! Scared you again) the movie revolves around this New Orleans District attorney Jim Garrison – a true life character. By all accounts the director (Stone) and this Garrison were more pink than pink, and therefore enemies to certain forums that enjoy posting pictures of domestic animals. But something unexpected happened. This Garrison (as pink as you want to make him) took the bull by the horns and strongly fought for what he believed. Contrary to the general perception that he may have been a “pinko” in his real life, I see, his fight, his irreverence, his stubbornness, his strong moral adherence to protecting the Laws of our country, his clash with the FBI, as the very essence of a good radical warrior who just happens to be on the wrong side of the fence (providing I ever grant anybody to put up a fence between me and my country). I would want that man on my side, no matter what side I choose to be on. All his qualities (in the film), I admire. Now, since (according to Hoyle) he is colored pink, I must hate him. Well, I won’t. That’s what DOGMA stands for. In plain English: Do not use your brain or any part thereof. Listen to the “powers that be” even if you have to swallow your own foot on a daily basis. Now certain forums (especially cat and donkey lovers), verbally stand for all things American, and learned how to pump/beat their chests in the name of the Flag, the fifty nifty united states, the incredibly clever president we happen to be blessed with, but they will swallow you whole, if you, as much as pronounce the letter P, let alone spell out the entire word P-I-N-K.

OK you got me. It really isn’t a topic about culture. It is a topic about LACK OF CULTURE. What we so strongly and so profoundly believe, we shall demonstrate by destroying even the worthiest of those who we (mistakenly, self-righteously and pompously) endow with signs of a pinko. This Pinko (Garrison) fought tooth and nail against all odds and his deeds make him my brother, even if he’s the worst scum of the Earth, in your eyes. I saw in him the admiration for the country, Law, Constitution, pride of being American and the will to face unforgiving odds in an uphill struggle. OK, I’m done. Start the cat barrage. Get the donkeys out of the closet. Or, alternatively you may choose to read and make some sense by looking at yourself. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. Just bring it on. Let him, who has sinned not, cast the first stone.

Iliya Pavlovich (the plumber)

[cweese]

Yeah Baby! I think their performance in Pasadena couldn't have been scripted better. They had an exciting season for sure. BTW, the Rose Bowl DVD is coming out soon :

http://www.mackbrown-texasfootball.com/pages/releases/2004_05/008/020205_10.html

[cweese]

Is that the good Doctor on the cover?

[Flightdeck]

The only reason I clicked on this thread is because it's title 'Texas Longhorns'. I was sorely disappointed to read that it is merely a disconnected manifesto of some attention-craving leftist in sheep's clothing.

The NCAA hopes aren't looking too good right now, though. If we're lucky we'll be a 4th or 5th seed.

[IGOTMINE]

This is about that lunch money, isn't it?

[Rightly Biased]

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[cweese]

If we're lucky we'll be a 4th or 5th seed.

Yup. Since PJ flunked out and Aldridge got injured, they started stinking. They have the talent; I hope they can make use of it before and during the March dance. I clicked this article for the same reason.

[starfish923]

"Post hole Digger."

Heehee. That's a good'un.

[Squantos]

Unless theres a kitty with a slice of buttered bread taped to it's back it's not a Pile it Higher and Deeper site

Rule 6, paragraph b(2)1.a Of the Ernest T. Bass Rock Chucker Society's regulations. Do I need to send ya a copy dang it ?:o)

Stay safe !

[mysto]

I converted you to a thinker
News flash, Doc... most of the people on this site ARE thinkers already... if you're trying to get people to think, try talking some sense into the kooks at DU.

[Coop]

I clicked this article for the same reason.

But don't you both feel enlightened and honored for having been exposed to greatness?

[cweese]

You bet! I feel like I've been awarded a PhD after reading the doctor's award winning crap.

[ILL]

"Apparently I am, Doctor. But I do know what the word "synonym" means." <-those were your words, right? Oh, so you're a doctor too? I hope you don't get all the morons that I got. In regards to your smart/intelligent start taking your foot out of your mouth slowly by applying the following technique: Main Entry: in•tel•li•gent Pronunciation: in-'te-l&-j&nt Function: adjective Etymology: Latin intelligent-, intelligens, present participle of intelligere, intellegere to understand, from inter- + legere to gather, select -- more at LEGEND 1 a : having or indicating a high or satisfactory degree of intelligence and mental capacity b : revealing or reflecting good judgment or sound thought : SKILLFUL 2 a : possessing intelligence b : guided or directed by intellect : RATIONAL 3 a : guided or controlled by a computer; especially : using a built-in microprocessor for automatic operation, for processing of data, or for achieving greater versatility -- compare DUMB 7 b : able to produce printed material from digital signals Contines with: One entry found for intelligent. Entry Word: intelligent Function: adjective Text: 1 Synonyms RATIONAL, consequent, logical, reasonable, sensible, sound Contrasted Words irrational, unreasonable Antonyms unintelligent While the other nasty word I used SMART gets the following: Main Entry: 1smart Pronunciation: 'smärt Function: adjective 1 : making one smart : causing a sharp stinging 2 : marked by often sharp forceful activity or vigorous strength 3 : BRISK, SPIRITED 4 a : mentally alert : BRIGHT b : KNOWLEDGEABLE c : SHREWD 5 a : WITTY, CLEVER b : PERT, SAUCY 6 a : NEAT, TRIM b : stylish or elegant in dress or appearance c (1) : SOPHISTICATED (2) : characteristic of or patronized by fashionable society 7 a : being a guided missile b : operating by automation c : INTELLIGENT 3 - smart•ly adverb - smart•ness noun As you too are a Doctor, you'll note that "intelligent" is listed as 7c giving it a slightly lesser prominence with regard to contrasting these two words. Congratulations on your degree. What was your thesis? Mine was plumbing.

[ILL]

Dr. Manners chose to ignore his coleague Dr. Stupid

[ILL]

You have a lot of misconceptions, not to mention emotional issues. But I shall continue to publish my personal correspondence whenever I choose. Thanks for your concern.

Considering your constant refrain about "turning the other cheek," that doesn't apply when one casts the first stone. You'll note, Your Egoness, that Jesus often made mincemeat of the "superior" rabbis and religious leaders.

Do I pay the bill for this diagnosis in Sheckels, mockery or asking how could you possibly be that dumb and retain a Republican title? Was there a typo in your birth certificate? There is nothing more accurate and more precise than a remote diagnosis of a person's mental state. On the other hand, we plumbers don't remember that "Jesus made mincemeat of the "superior" rabbis and religious leaders. We plumbers hold these truths to be self-evident. Jesus was a Jew. The Talmud has preceded his birth by some 4000 years, today is Adar1 7, year 5765. By the time Jesus was born the Hebrew teachings have been intricately and deeply woven into the fabric of their daily lives. Some of the most important threads were: Sanctity of human life (today it can be compared to abortion), "he who saves one life, it is as if he had saved the world entire". After thousands of years of such thinking how in the name of God would Jesus carry a bazooka and make minced meat out of anybody? Not compliant with the laws of logic (within the plumber's division).
Yes there was a fierce competition for the stupidest remarks but you are the clear winner, I just, can't find the appropriate prize. Moron is insufficient, how about moron squared (as in mathematics?) You may have gotten the instructions how to take your foot out of your mouth by now, even that is a moot point, you're so far gone. Have fun and see if there are any Fascists here, those are naturally inclined to violent thought you ascribed to Jesus.

[ILL]

Let me take that back. Moron Squared is insufficent after all. Let's try Latin: Stupidus Maximus. Now there's something.

[Coop]

Pay attention, class. Words of wisdom from our supreme doctor:

FReepmail title: pardon my plumbing curiosity
From ILL | 02/16/2005 2:32:26 AM EST new

Are you hired by the Communists to test my patience on these boards? I have no other explanation for the overt STUPIDITY you manage to show in pracitcally every post you make. How can it be that a foreing born person knows English better than you - unless you are Russian mole? Something is very off with your enitre presence. I hope I fried your dumb a** - that Jesus remark really got my goat. Are you aware that you ascribed violence to GOD? Do you know what Hell is waiting for your dumb ass on account of such blasphemous thoughts?
iliya (the plumber)

[Coop]

Dr. Manners chose to ignore his coleague Dr. Stupid

You're as good at ignoring people as you are at impressing them, Doc. :-D

[cweese]

He's a piece of work, for sure. I received 2 FReepmails from him last weekend. I guess he's too chicken$hit to post his real thoughts in public. I'm sure the DUmmies would worship his presence on their "blog".

[Coop]

There is nothing more accurate and more precise than a remote diagnosis of a person's mental state.

Yeah, you've done so much to disprove my diagnosis, Doc. ROTFL!!

[Coop]

Do you think he'll be open to my observation that he seems entirely too focused on other people's [ahem] insecurities and erections? :-p