[Coop]

Pay attention, class. Words of wisdom from our supreme doctor:

FReepmail title: pardon my plumbing curiosity
From ILL | 02/16/2005 2:32:26 AM EST new

Are you hired by the Communists to test my patience on these boards? I have no other explanation for the overt STUPIDITY you manage to show in pracitcally every post you make. How can it be that a foreing born person knows English better than you - unless you are Russian mole? Something is very off with your enitre presence. I hope I fried your dumb a** - that Jesus remark really got my goat. Are you aware that you ascribed violence to GOD? Do you know what Hell is waiting for your dumb ass on account of such blasphemous thoughts?
iliya (the plumber)

[cweese]

He's a piece of work, for sure. I received 2 FReepmails from him last weekend. I guess he's too chicken$hit to post his real thoughts in public. I'm sure the DUmmies would worship his presence on their "blog".

[ILL]

The brotherhood of plumbers union chapter "IOU MY 2 CENTS", has voted and unilaterally decided that COOP is a communist pig in addition to being a poor plumber, while the Amoco gas station chain refused to sell him his PhD diploma.

Good bye and good riddance
ill (plumber spokesman)

[Dales]

I like how he reviewed his own book. :

I found it useful beyond the fields of sports (and/or athletes). This book has a much wider application than I initally thought when I read the description. Job well done. Written in a language simple to understand with dose of humor, even inventing a couple of new words made it even more fun to read.

[dighton]

Do you know what Hell is waiting for your dumb ass on account of such blasphemous thoughts? (ILL, Ph.D., RIP)

.
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling
For ILL but not for me;
And the little devils how they sing-a-ling-a-ling
For ILL but not for me.
O Death, where is thy sting-a-ling-a-ling,
O Grave, thy victor-ee?
The bells of hell go ting-a-ling-a-ling,
For ILL but not for me.

-- From World War I, adapted.