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| February 11, 2005
| Ilija Pavlovich PhD
Posted on 02/11/2005 7:18:12 AM PST by ILL
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To: Flightdeck
181
posted on
02/14/2005 5:15:49 PM PST
by
cweese
(Hook 'em Horns!!!)
To: Coop
Is that the good Doctor on the cover?
182
posted on
02/14/2005 5:21:34 PM PST
by
cweese
(Hook 'em Horns!!!)
To: cweese
The only reason I clicked on this thread is because it's title 'Texas Longhorns'. I was sorely disappointed to read that it is merely a disconnected manifesto of some attention-craving leftist in sheep's clothing.
The NCAA hopes aren't looking too good right now, though. If we're lucky we'll be a 4th or 5th seed.
183
posted on
02/14/2005 6:14:42 PM PST
by
Flightdeck
(Liberals see Saddam's mass graves as half full. I prefer to see them as half empty.)
To: ILL
This is about that lunch money, isn't it?
184
posted on
02/14/2005 6:27:01 PM PST
by
IGOTMINE
(Please arm yourself.)
To: ILL
Or who ever you are I'll be nice and give you these
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185
posted on
02/14/2005 6:31:48 PM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(I believe If you can't say something good about somebody your probably talking about Hillary Clinton)
To: Flightdeck
If we're lucky we'll be a 4th or 5th seed.
Yup. Since PJ flunked out and Aldridge got injured, they started stinking. They have the talent; I hope they can make use of it before and during the March dance. I clicked this article for the same reason.
186
posted on
02/14/2005 6:59:37 PM PST
by
cweese
(Hook 'em Horns!!!)
To: OKSooner
"Post hole Digger."Heehee. That's a good'un.
To: humblegunner
Unless theres a kitty with a slice of buttered bread taped to it's back it's not a Pile it Higher and Deeper site
Rule 6, paragraph b(2)1.a Of the Ernest T. Bass Rock Chucker Society's regulations. Do I need to send ya a copy dang it ?:o)
Stay safe !
188
posted on
02/14/2005 9:38:57 PM PST
by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
To: ILL
I converted you to a thinker
News flash, Doc... most of the people on this site ARE thinkers already... if you're trying to get people to think, try talking some sense into the kooks at DU.
189
posted on
02/14/2005 9:42:35 PM PST
by
mysto
("I am ZOT proof" --- famous last words of a troll.)
To: cweese; Flightdeck
I clicked this article for the same reason.But don't you both feel enlightened and honored for having been exposed to greatness?
190
posted on
02/15/2005 5:41:10 AM PST
by
Coop
(In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
To: Coop
You bet! I feel like I've been awarded a PhD after reading the doctor's award winning crap.
191
posted on
02/15/2005 5:49:15 AM PST
by
cweese
(Hook 'em Horns!!!)
To: Coop
"Apparently I am, Doctor. But I do know what the word "synonym" means." <-those were your words, right? Oh, so you're a doctor too? I hope you don't get all the morons that I got. In regards to your smart/intelligent start taking your foot out of your mouth slowly by applying the following technique: Main Entry: intelligent Pronunciation: in-'te-l&-j&nt Function: adjective Etymology: Latin intelligent-, intelligens, present participle of intelligere, intellegere to understand, from inter- + legere to gather, select -- more at LEGEND 1 a : having or indicating a high or satisfactory degree of intelligence and mental capacity b : revealing or reflecting good judgment or sound thought : SKILLFUL 2 a : possessing intelligence b : guided or directed by intellect : RATIONAL 3 a : guided or controlled by a computer; especially : using a built-in microprocessor for automatic operation, for processing of data, or for achieving greater versatility -- compare DUMB 7 b : able to produce printed material from digital signals Contines with: One entry found for intelligent. Entry Word: intelligent Function: adjective Text: 1 Synonyms RATIONAL, consequent, logical, reasonable, sensible, sound Contrasted Words irrational, unreasonable Antonyms unintelligent While the other nasty word I used SMART gets the following: Main Entry: 1smart Pronunciation: 'smärt Function: adjective 1 : making one smart : causing a sharp stinging 2 : marked by often sharp forceful activity or vigorous strength
3 : BRISK, SPIRITED 4 a : mentally alert : BRIGHT b : KNOWLEDGEABLE c : SHREWD 5 a : WITTY, CLEVER b : PERT, SAUCY 6 a : NEAT, TRIM b : stylish or elegant in dress or appearance c (1) : SOPHISTICATED (2) : characteristic of or patronized by fashionable society 7 a : being a guided missile b : operating by automation c : INTELLIGENT 3 - smartly adverb - smartness noun As you too are a Doctor, you'll note that "intelligent" is listed as 7c giving it a slightly lesser prominence with regard to contrasting these two words. Congratulations on your degree. What was your thesis? Mine was plumbing.
192
posted on
02/15/2005 10:45:24 PM PST
by
ILL
(ORGAZMATRON disabled untill further notice. Your Ger, Fr, Ita, Lat, Rus must be as good as my ENG.)
To: Coop
Dr. Manners chose to ignore his coleague Dr. Stupid
193
posted on
02/15/2005 10:46:50 PM PST
by
ILL
(ORGAZMATRON disabled untill further notice. Your Ger, Fr, Ita, Lat, Rus must be as good as my ENG.)
To: Coop
You have a lot of misconceptions, not to mention emotional issues. But I shall continue to publish my personal correspondence whenever I choose. Thanks for your concern.
Considering your constant refrain about "turning the other cheek," that doesn't apply when one casts the first stone. You'll note, Your Egoness, that Jesus often made mincemeat of the "superior" rabbis and religious leaders.
Do I pay the bill for this diagnosis in Sheckels, mockery or asking how could you possibly be that dumb and retain a Republican title? Was there a typo in your birth certificate? There is nothing more accurate and more precise than a remote diagnosis of a person's mental state. On the other hand, we plumbers don't remember that "Jesus made mincemeat of the "superior" rabbis and religious leaders. We plumbers hold these truths to be self-evident. Jesus was a Jew. The Talmud has preceded his birth by some 4000 years, today is Adar1 7, year 5765. By the time Jesus was born the Hebrew teachings have been intricately and deeply woven into the fabric of their daily lives. Some of the most important threads were: Sanctity of human life (today it can be compared to abortion), "he who saves one life, it is as if he had saved the world entire". After thousands of years of such thinking how in the name of God would Jesus carry a bazooka and make minced meat out of anybody? Not compliant with the laws of logic (within the plumber's division).
Yes there was a fierce competition for the stupidest remarks but you are the clear winner, I just, can't find the appropriate prize. Moron is insufficient, how about moron squared (as in mathematics?) You may have gotten the instructions how to take your foot out of your mouth by now, even that is a moot point, you're so far gone. Have fun and see if there are any Fascists here, those are naturally inclined to violent thought you ascribed to Jesus.
194
posted on
02/15/2005 11:06:53 PM PST
by
ILL
(ORGAZMATRON disabled until further notice. Your Ger, Fr, Ita, Lat, Rus must be as good as my ENG.)
To: ILL
Let me take that back. Moron Squared is insufficent after all. Let's try Latin: Stupidus Maximus. Now there's something.
195
posted on
02/16/2005 12:26:03 AM PST
by
ILL
(ORGAZMATRON disabled until further notice. Your Ger, Fr, Ita, Lat, Rus must be as good as my ENG.)
To: cweese; Flightdeck; IGOTMINE; dighton; JeanS; humblegunner; Squantos; okie01; kAcknor; ...
Pay attention, class. Words of wisdom from our supreme doctor:
FReepmail title: pardon my plumbing curiosity
From ILL | 02/16/2005 2:32:26 AM EST new
Are you hired by the Communists to test my patience on these boards? I have no other explanation for the overt STUPIDITY you manage to show in pracitcally every post you make. How can it be that a foreing born person knows English better than you - unless you are Russian mole? Something is very off with your enitre presence. I hope I fried your dumb a** - that Jesus remark really got my goat. Are you aware that you ascribed violence to GOD? Do you know what Hell is waiting for your dumb ass on account of such blasphemous thoughts?
iliya (the plumber)
196
posted on
02/16/2005 5:43:06 AM PST
by
Coop
(In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
To: ILL
Dr. Manners chose to ignore his coleague Dr. Stupid You're as good at ignoring people as you are at impressing them, Doc. :-D
197
posted on
02/16/2005 5:53:36 AM PST
by
Coop
(In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
To: Coop
He's a piece of work, for sure. I received 2 FReepmails from him last weekend. I guess he's too chicken$hit to post his real thoughts in public. I'm sure the DUmmies would worship his presence on their "blog".
198
posted on
02/16/2005 5:54:34 AM PST
by
cweese
(Hook 'em Horns!!!)
To: ILL
There is nothing more accurate and more precise than a remote diagnosis of a person's mental state. Yeah, you've done so much to disprove my diagnosis, Doc. ROTFL!!
199
posted on
02/16/2005 5:57:53 AM PST
by
Coop
(In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
To: cweese
Do you think he'll be open to my observation that he seems entirely too focused on other people's [ahem] insecurities and erections? :-p
200
posted on
02/16/2005 5:59:44 AM PST
by
Coop
(In memory of a true hero - Pat Tillman)
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