"A White Zionist Ship Sails Around the World, Kidnapping Babies to Use Their Organs" (Iranian TV)

MEMRI TV (Middle East Media Research Institute) ^ | February 10, 2005

[Stoat]

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[Fred Nerks]

Snatches of the original story are slowly coming back to me, it begins with Abdul asking Achmed if he would like to meet his sister for a little hanky-panky...but because his father is so strict, the meeting has to take place behind a curtain...
I'll tell you more when I remember the rest of the story.

[Fred Nerks]

Achmed doesn't realize he's been tricked until the curtain falls down. He falls off the ladder...

[USF]

Errrm Fred, this is the kind of joke that we can share in public? I would hate to see our resident Aussie get a banning or suspension fatwah on his head. I would have to fly all the way over just to figure out the end of the joke.

[USF]

Speaking of Arabs and flying.. I just remembered this golden oldie:

Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take off a fat little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, "I think I'll go up and get a coke.""No problem," said the Israeli. "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, the Arab picked up the Israeli's shoe and spat in it. When the Israeli returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good. I think I'll have one too." Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the other Arab picked up the other shoe and spat in it.

The Israeli returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York. As the plane was landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This enmity between our peoples..... this hatred... this animosity... this spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"

[Fred Nerks]

Whoops! Just remembered the punchline. Sorry, not for public consumption...make up your own.

[Salamander]

Ship of fools.....;))

[sheik yerbouty]

Obviously the mullahs' brains have been hijacked..

[night reader]

Here 'tis! They're on us! I served aboard her back in the mid-sixties! Note the electronic gear. We could disappear right before your eyes on a bright sunlit day!

[Fiddlstix]

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[familyop]

"A White Zionist Ship Sails Around the World, Kidnapping Babies to Use Their Organs" (Iranian TV)

Ah...the Blood Libel Canard again. Iranian commentary is starting to look as bad as old European commentary.

[Red Sea Swimmer]

Your eye-popping humour really is for all to see..

[Red Sea Swimmer]

Eye-Eye Captain !

[SirLurkedalot]

F'em.

[anniegetyourgun]

Yep - it's common practice over in NK too - where the little freak in pajamas lives.

[Convert from ECUSA]

What disgusting garbage they spew! That bunch are several sandwiches short of a picnic.

[SirLurkedalot]

Yep.

[Kenton]

Not to further appeal to the dark imaginations of an obviously paranoid people, BUT~

This practice of using roving ships to kidnap muslims for their organs is abhorent, but muslims should know that it won't continue much longer. It's just not cost effective, given rising fuel costs.

Fortunately, I understand that the IZC (International Zionist Conspiracy) and the neo-cons have worked together to establish locations for breeding muslim babies as human replacement parts, using GITMO prisoners who are tortured into sexual excitement by female guards, then bred to Cuban goats captured after wandering onto the navy base. IZC representatives insist that there is no truth to the rumor that they will also be bred to Cuban pigs, as this would be culturally insensitive.

This program has been partially approved by muslim scholars, who have stated that it is permissable for a muslim man to mate with a goat if no muslim woman is available. They are said to be a bit upset about using female guards to make the sperm donors get sexually stimulated, however, and have opined that the female goats should be sufficient to this task, considering how long the GITMO detainees have been in the slammer.

They further stipulate that only female offspring can be used for spare parts. Male offspring must be raised as muslims.

In'shallah.

[layman]

Someone should warn the Zionist ship captain ... sometimes these Palestinian kids explode ... could cause serious damage to the ship.

[monday]

"All MEMRI does is translate....what you're seeing is the viewpoint of the Iranian government."

and it should not be assumed that the majority of Iranian people in any way believe this nonsense. Just as in the Soviet Union where people eventually are able to deduct the truth by believing the exact opposite of what ever was printed in Pravda, Iranians are not all fools either.