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Man Arrested for Lawyer Jokes Cleared
The Centre Daily Times ^ | Tue, Feb. 08, 2005 | Associated Press

Posted on 02/08/2005 1:06:56 PM PST by Willie Green

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To: Buck W.

yes, its that Kuby. now there will be a civil trial, and my tax dollars will be used to pay for the DA's office bravado in prosecuting this man.


21 posted on 02/08/2005 1:23:51 PM PST by oceanview
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To: Publius6961

how did you want me to phrase it?


22 posted on 02/08/2005 1:25:01 PM PST by oceanview
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To: wrathof59

Aw, c'mon - I'm a conservative Christian lawyer and an Air Force Reserve JAG who's never been sued for malpractice, never been divorced, has two wonderful kids and does pro bono work, and it ain't lonely at my table. Generalizations aren't helpful. BTW, Starship Trooper may be my favorite book - I recommend it to everybody who's going to basic training or OTS.


23 posted on 02/08/2005 1:26:16 PM PST by jagusafr ("The proof that we are rightly related to God is that we do our best whether we feel inspired or not)
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To: Fixit

EXCELLENT


24 posted on 02/08/2005 1:26:36 PM PST by Centurion2000 (Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
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To: Willie Green
"How do you tell when a lawyer is lying?"

An elderly lady in the neighborhood I grew up in was broken in on and severely beaten by a boy from the other side of the same neighborhood. The woman's lawyer also grew up in that area, about a half mile from the two - actually between them. When the case went to court, the lying lawyer had the nerve to tell the judge she realized THAT DAY she was both the victim's lawyer and the court appointed lawyer for the perp and asked the case be thrown out. The judge had to postpone the case for a later hearing, costing taxpayers huge amounts.

I don't know why the lyer isn't in jail for perjury.

25 posted on 02/08/2005 1:28:12 PM PST by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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To: cripplecreek

Speaking of which - it should be a felonious conflict of interest that a lawyer be a lawmaker.


26 posted on 02/08/2005 1:31:00 PM PST by azhenfud ("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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To: truthkeeper
At the National Institutes of Health they have decided to stop experimenting on white rats, and use lawyers instead. There are three reasons:

1. There are plenty of them.

2. You don't get emotionally attached to them.

3. There are some things that rats won't do.

Cheers,

J. Armor, Esq., aka known as:

Congressman Billybob

Click for latest, "Lies, Lying Liars, and Harry Reid"

27 posted on 02/08/2005 1:35:17 PM PST by Congressman Billybob (My tagline is on vacation.)
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To: Fixit

5. Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in
sand?
A: Not enough sand.

That's only true if you bury them feet first.


28 posted on 02/08/2005 1:35:44 PM PST by MadAnthony1776 ("liberalism" = "do as I say, not as I do")
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To: My2Cents

Man, that one's a creaker.

Best one I heard recently:

Group of terrorists take over a state BAR convention and lock all the lawyers in the hotel ballroom. Unless their demands are met, they will start releasing them one by one.


29 posted on 02/08/2005 1:36:58 PM PST by CATravelAgent (Morality, like art, begins with drawing a line.)
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To: truthkeeper

There ARE NO LAWYER JOKES. They are all true


30 posted on 02/08/2005 1:39:43 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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To: jagusafr

And your type of attorney represents .001% of all the members of the Bar:^)


31 posted on 02/08/2005 2:06:33 PM PST by wrathof59 ("to the Everlasting Glory of the Infantry".........Robert A Heinlein)
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To: My2Cents

Viagra doesn't work correctly on lawyers...it just makes them taller.


32 posted on 02/08/2005 2:14:54 PM PST by gorush (Exterminate the Moops!)
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To: Fixit
I didn't see this one...

Q. What do you call lawyers who like to skydive?

A. Skeet.
33 posted on 02/08/2005 2:32:38 PM PST by fuquadukie (If you can't hang with the big dogs, then don't jump off the porch.)
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To: pissant
What do you call it when a 747 full of lawyers crashes into the sea?

To little to !@#$% late.

34 posted on 02/08/2005 2:41:05 PM PST by chb
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To: pissant
You said"What do you call it when a 747 full of lawyers crashes into the sea? A good start."

That is insensitive and mean-spirited. Think of the despair of those who lost loved ones.After all, PILOTS have families.

35 posted on 02/08/2005 2:48:48 PM PST by hoosierham
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To: fuquadukie

bump


36 posted on 02/08/2005 4:44:42 PM PST by Former Proud Canadian (.)
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To: Willie Green

Where's the counter suit? He's got a case.


37 posted on 02/08/2005 4:47:55 PM PST by Vision (The New York Times...All the news to fit a one world government)
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