[Jonah Hex]

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

- G. Marx

[mc5cents]

Some of my favorite Groucho quotes:

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.

A woman is an occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke.

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is more than she ever did.