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Posted on 02/05/2005 7:56:05 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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Yeeeeeahhhh blame Shrillary....thats the ticket ;)
Good morning to you. Hope your days is as Beautiful and Sunny as mine.
Remember to put a disclaimer at the bottom of your report, to say that it doesn't necessarily reflect the views of your management, or, for that matter, of any other carbon-based life form.
Today you will stumble across conclusive proof that cilantro is actually the main ingredient in detergents and soaps, and that its culinary use started as a joke -- it's just that most people are too shy to admit that they'd rather spray Lysol on their burrito than put cilantro on it.
Big career move today! Oddly, your decision will be somehow related to a pamphlet called "Goat Herding Made Easy."
It will seem a great shame to you today, that your little finger has a cute name -- "pinky" -- but none of your other fingers do. That's the sort of thing that very few people besides you really spend much time pondering. They have such limited minds, don't they?
Today you'll start a new rock group, named "SPAM Catapult", and kick things off with a really smokin' number combining the best aspects of reggae, rap, and polka.
Good day to make sure you are prepared for a big earthquake. Get bottled water, a first-aid kit, canned food, flashlights, transistor radio, sturdy hiking boots, and a feather boa.
To your chagrin and horror, you will find yourself humming along with "muzac" in the grocery store. It's the beginning of the long slow slide, I'm afraid. Next stop: collecting "nick nacks."
An old flame will call today, and invite you to lunch. It's actually a trick to try to get you involved with AmWay. Also, check page 5 of the newspaper for something you've been waiting for.
You will narrowly avoid a collision on the sidewalk today, as a small giggling person runs past you, being hotly pursued by a weeping incoherent person waving a ham sandwich. Aside from that, a pretty typical day.
You will hear a strange flapping sound today. Glancing outside, you will see a precision drill team marching by wearing scuba flippers and waving feather dusters. Avoid eye contact. Stay indoors.
Happy Frog Day!! Let's hear it for our little amphibious friends!
Good day to skip. In fact, skipping is good exercise, and I'm certain that if you just get a few friends to go along with you, you can start a cultural movement of just as much importance as running and walking. The main problem, of course, is to figure out what sort of "skipping" shoe Nike is going to come out with. |
Please do not stand here and talk, whine, or ask questions.
Wait until I get out.
Yes, it is locked. I want it that way. It is not broken, and I am not trapped.
I know I have left it unlocked, and even open at times, since you were born, because I was afraid some horrible tragedy might occur while I was in there, but it's been 10 years and I want some PRIVACY.
Do not ask me how long I will be. I will come out when I am done.
Do not bring the phone to the bathroom door.
Do not go running back to the phone yelling "She's in the BATHROOM!"
Do not begin to fight as soon as I go in.
Do not stick your little fingers under the door and wiggle them. This was funny when you were two.
Do not slide pennies, LEGOs, or notes under the door. Even when you were two this got a little tiresome.
If you have followed me down the hall talking, and are still talking as you face this closed door, please turn around, walk away, and wait for me in another room. I will be glad to listen to you when I am done.
And yes, I still love you.
It's cloudy and supposed to rain but I'm not complaining one bit. Yesterday was wonderful!
Good Morning Meekie--You were up early today I see; nailing some trolls! A zotter's work is never done...
Good Morning My! Did Ma ever get to bed?
I liked the one for Leo
"Spam Catapult" L0L thats great!
Good Morning Star! That post was done with you in mind--with 6 munchkins in the house...!
Any day above ground is a good day. Today is a good day!
LOL-- The first thing I'll ask is "selling amway?"
Good Morning Jag! Love those humorscopes!
Did Ma ever get to bed?
Dunno, she was still kickin around the canteen when I went to bed.
ROFL - yesterday my Horroscope was "Watch out for the celery." When I got to my mom's she asked me to assemble the fresh veggies tray. You guessed it, I had to move some celery around. I kept a close eye on it though and didn't eat any. I am happy to report that I survived the encounter.
I think I need to print this out and stick it on the bathroom door! LOL!
Ummm, My?? Can I send mine over? I'm reaaalllly tired of washing mud off her after an all day romp in the yard (we don't hear me, we don't see me--think it's a rescue dog thing)--have to call the neighbor boy up to come over and get her --she thinks they're going to play!
Back in a few minutes....
Yep, I woke up early cuz I went to sleep early and yesterday I got more sleep than normal.When I got up this mornin', I saw a ping to the dearly
departedZOTted .....
LOL --Does this mean you have to check each morning?
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