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Fly Eagles Fly - The Plight of a Philadelphia Sports Fan
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Posted on 02/05/2005 8:52:10 AM PST by crushkerry

As regular readers know I am a die-hard and long suffering Eagles fan. As such, I am conditioned to expect the worst from any Philadelphia team. The scars are deep and longstanding. Any Philadelphia fan knows the names of their tormenters by heart - as if they were names contained in the Lord's Prayer - Joe Carter, Manny Mota, Jim Plunkett, Rod Martin, Ronde Barber, Ricky Manning, Jr., the "Fog Bowl", Magic Johnson, Kareem, Larry Bird, Scott Stevens, Bob Nystrom, Martin St. Louis.

Heartbreak and disappointment are ways of life for the Philadelphia sports fans - the most loyal, passionate and knowledgeable in the country. (Please no stupid, ignorant cracks about throwing snowballs at Santa Claus) Yet every year we keep coming back for more, even more passionate and hungry than the year before.

Thus, it is with a sense of excitement, nervousness, trepidation and anxiety that we diehards await this Sunday's Super Bowl against Hynes favorite team - those jabroni's from the place that brought us John Kerry and Michael Dukakis.

Want to know what an Eagles fan is going through right now?

I'm feeling something that no Philadelphia fan should ever feel - hope. Why after all the years of pain, torment and proverbial kicks in the groin should I be feeling this way? I don't know, I just do. Why is it that we Philadelphia fans allow ourselves to dream about the possibility of success when we've had so very little of it throughout the years? Again, I don't know, we just do.

I wish the game were today. Right now. Strap it up. Let's get it going. But there's also the fear of actually playing the game because we've seen how it ends so many times before.

We're all reveling now in the possibility that we can call ourselves "Champions", but will that be reality come Sunday night at 10pm? Do we dare allow ourselves to dream of the possibility of a parade down Broad Street come Tuesday which will like a championship parade no one has ever seen? Trust me, Philadelphia is the equivalent of a long dormant volcano - filled with fire and passion just waiting to explode for the world to see - if the fates would just give us that chance.

So many times. So many times we have been brought to the edge of euphoria only to have it ripped away from us - along with a piece of our heart. But yet somehow, someway, the heart keeps ticking, despite having chunks of it violently torn away with each passing year and each unique catastrophe that manages to befall us.

This may sound presumptions and arrogant, likely because it is. We deserve this win. We deserve it more than any fans in the country. We deserve this 10 times over for having suffered endlessly year after year with nothing in return but a slap in the face from whatever God dispenses fate on sports fans.

Yet every year we keep coming back, literally willing our teams to bring a title home for us, to reward us. George Santayana once said "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result".

Well that's us. Insane. Passionate. Hungry.

Someone asked me in October 2004 whether or not I would rather have George Bush win the Presidency or have the Eagles win the Super Bowl. I couldn't answer. Even though I knew John Kerry would be a disaster to the security of me, my family, and my fellow countrymen. Buy I couldn't answer that I'd rather see a Bush win. I reasoned that Kerry could give me ogida for 4 years and be gone, while the Eagles have broken my heart for the 34 years I've been on the Earth. Trust me, any true Philly fan wouldn't be able to answer that question, no matter who they supported for President.

So to the Eagles I say this - millions and millions of people have your back. If we could all put on helmets and shoulder pads and help we would do it in a heartbeat. Sadly we can't. But know this - the hopes and dreams of an entire city and fan base rest on your shoulders. Win and you will be heroes forever. Never will you have to buy a meal or drink again. People will name their kids after you. Lose and.... well that's just too disappointing to think about. Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

So guys, do it for us - the long suffering Philly fans, starved for a taste of glory who are ready to embrace you forever. 60 minutes guys, 60 minutes. That's all it will take to throw a monkey off our backs that dwarfs King Kong. We want a win. No, we NEED a win.

All of this is my heart talking. What does my head say about who will win? Don't know. Philly fans lead with their hearts, even at the risk of having it ripped out just like it has so many times before.

But I have the feeling I'm going to a Championship Parade in Philly this Tuesday.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: batterychunkers; foulmouth; injurycheering; lazyuniongoons; philthadelphia; santabooers; thugs; trashtalkingcowards; vile; weshotsanta
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To: AmishDude

Yeah, darn that Tuck Rule. Imagine, a ref making a call based on what the rules actually are. Damn those Pats for following the rules. Damn them all.... ;0)


61 posted on 02/05/2005 9:34:15 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (Celibacy is a hands-on job.)
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To: crushkerry

Don't expect too much. Dawk and the guys are being told by the national media to make sure they stand around and applaud as the Pats make good plays. I don't expect the Eagles D to crush anyones ribs or anything else football like. They'll probably just line up for Brady's autograph. ( wouldn't you like to see that pretty face with a few less teeth? )


62 posted on 02/05/2005 9:35:36 AM PST by Stentor
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To: Chad Fairbanks
The Tuck Rule came out of nowhere. Nobody knew what it was, after the game they looked it up and there it was in the rule book, written in pencil, in Belichick's handwriting...

According to the Tuck Rule, the quarterback can, upon receiving the ball, fake a throw and, even if the play goes on a full 30 minutes, can never be charged with a fumble.

63 posted on 02/05/2005 9:37:01 AM PST by AmishDude
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To: crushkerry
I reasoned that Kerry could give me ogida for 4 years and be gone,

No such word as "ogida."

It's agita.

64 posted on 02/05/2005 9:37:16 AM PST by sinkspur ("Preach the gospel. If necessary, use words.")
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To: AmishDude

Just because some people didn't know it was there, doesn't mean it was the wrong call. What would you have had them do? Say "Well, even though it's a game rule, we're gonna call it a fumble because it wouldn't be fair if we followed the NFL rules?" I mean, what the hell?


65 posted on 02/05/2005 9:38:58 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (Celibacy is a hands-on job.)
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To: Go Gordon
I hadn't heard about that. Any sports fans get a pass on Ryan, though. He was a particularly nasty piece of work, probably as out of control as Woody Hayes. He attacked the Oilers offensive coordinator on the sidelines of a game (a person on the same coaching staff as him), put out a bounty to injure Cowboy players, etc.

The only time I felt sorry for him was in his last game as head coach at Phoenix. He had been fired, and was a lame duck, but his team got stomped and his own Phoenix fans poured beer and threw cups at him as he walked off the field.

66 posted on 02/05/2005 9:41:42 AM PST by Richard Kimball (It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
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To: crushkerry
Filthydelphia: We once mattered ya know.

GO PATS!

67 posted on 02/05/2005 9:42:18 AM PST by Clemenza (I Am Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass, and I'm ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!)
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To: crushkerry

Nice revision. I saw the game.


68 posted on 02/05/2005 9:42:36 AM PST by Richard Kimball (It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Well, this kind of play had happened a hundred times, and nobody had ever called Tuck Rule. All of a sudden, in a playoff game in a snowfall, an official remembers the Tuck Rule. It seemed way too coincidental. And as I've said, the rule is nonsensical.

Plus, Rich Gannon went to my alma mater, so I hated to see it happen to him. But it was just one of those strokes of luck that seem to happen to the Patsies at very crucial times.

69 posted on 02/05/2005 9:42:53 AM PST by AmishDude
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To: AGreatPer

I have a feeling that is not what you wanted to happen.


70 posted on 02/05/2005 9:45:00 AM PST by leadpenny
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To: Owl_Eagle
Let's face it, there are plenty of rude a--holes from South Philly and the South Jersey Burbs to make any Philadelphia sporting event an unpleasent experience.
71 posted on 02/05/2005 9:45:36 AM PST by Clemenza (I Am Here to Chew Bubblegum and Kick Ass, and I'm ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM!)
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To: AmishDude

I'll play along for a moment, and pretend that I believe the Tuck Rule call was bullshit, ok? Did the call cost Oakland the game? No. Lack of effort on the Raider's part AFTER the call lost it for them. Did the Raiders do ANYTHING in that game after that point to stop the Pats? NO. They couldn't stop the Pats from kicking a FG in a snowstorm to tie the game and then their lousy defense couldn't hold the Pats in OT from marching down the field to win it. So let's put all this horse crap about the "tuck" rule to bed once and for all. Face it, the Raiders made no effort to win the game after a call "went against them". The "tuck rule" didn't cost them the game, their lack of effort afterwards did.


72 posted on 02/05/2005 9:48:15 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (Celibacy is a hands-on job.)
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To: crushkerry
"In fact, an Eagles win is probably the only thing that can bring so may different people together to be happy. No divisions of political class, race, age, sex, income. The celebration would be the feel good story of the century in these parts."

I said the same thing to a friend of mine yesterday. It's ashame as a people we have become so diverse, that only something as trivial in importance as a football game, can bring us all together. It didn't use to be that way.

Sorry, I don't share your enthusiasm. It's all about money. I neither care for the owners, the players or the attitude of so many of the fans.

73 posted on 02/05/2005 9:49:07 AM PST by TAdams8591 (The call you make may be the one that saves Terri's life!!!!!!)
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To: AmishDude

Also keeping in mind that on that "tuck" rule play, which I saw, Brady was hit in the head by Woodson. That would have led to a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down in any other game. But it didnt', and Brady had to go out an earn the yards anyway, so in reality one could look at that play and it could be said that eitehr team got robbed on that play. Just depends on your perspective...


74 posted on 02/05/2005 9:52:25 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (Celibacy is a hands-on job.)
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To: crushkerry

Owl pinged us so we could read his rant to AmishDude. It wasn't directed towards us.


75 posted on 02/05/2005 9:53:14 AM PST by hipaatwo (Go Eagles!!!!)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Did the Raiders do ANYTHING in that game after that point to stop the Pats? NO.

I mean, would you? The referee comes to your sideline with a bowl of clam chowder and says, "We cahn't do anything about this wicked rule we just made up, uh, read in the rule book theah. Looks like we'ah gonna have ovahtime. Oh, get the defense ready fah ovahtime. I just have a sense of how the toss will go."

I would have given up, too and just grabbed a bowl of the complimentary baked beans the NFL officials were handing out.

76 posted on 02/05/2005 9:54:47 AM PST by AmishDude
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To: AmishDude

Oh, come on. You can't honestly believe the crap you are typing? I mean, really. The Raiders and their fans can piss and moan all they want, but rules are rules, and it wasn't made up - the rule was there. The bottom line is, if the Raider let that one call (which could have gone another way when Woodson hit Brady in the head) make them roll over and piss themselves like a dog, then they didn't deserve to go any further anyway...


77 posted on 02/05/2005 9:57:35 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (Celibacy is a hands-on job.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
Philadelphia Eagles' fans are 68.62% annoying.

I'm trying to find a video clip of the Tuck Rule incident...

78 posted on 02/05/2005 10:11:19 AM PST by AmishDude
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To: AmishDude

Just as an FYI, it appears that Oakland had the tuck rule called in their favor against the Titans once, and I know the Pats have had it called against them in a few games since then, too, so... for whatever that is worth :)


79 posted on 02/05/2005 10:18:36 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (Celibacy is a hands-on job.)
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To: AmishDude

Ok, I'm watching it on DVD right now... slowing it down frame by frame...

The Tuck Rule states that both of the hands have to be on the ball in order for it to be a fumble (if both hands are on it, the ball is "tucked" so to speak). What I am seeing here is that Brady's left hand is not on the ball as he is being hit by Woodson. However, as Woodson is nailing Brady in the head with his forearm (which should have been a flag, by the way) his other hand is hitting the ball, pushing brady's right hand and the ball into Brady's free left hand - which was what jarred the ball loose...

Personally, I don't agree with the "tuck rule" - I think it's a bad rule, but it IS the rule, and it applied here. However, i would have been happier to see a flag with a 15-yard penalty and an automatic first down for the forearm to the head... ;)


80 posted on 02/05/2005 10:25:12 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (Celibacy is a hands-on job.)
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