Posted on 02/02/2005 2:43:54 PM PST by nikos1121
Pentagon: 'Sex Bomb' Et Al Mostly Folly Wednesday, February 02, 2005 By Kelley Beaucar Vlahos
WASHINGTON — Those who complain the military should make love, not war, may be happy to know that on at least one occasion, military scientists were searching for ways to break down the enemy with aching desire.
Now known as the "sex bomb," or in saucier headlines, the "gay bomb," scientists considered developing a chemical weapon with aphrodisiac qualities that would make enemy soldiers hopelessly, physically attractive to one another so as to paralyze their ranks and destroy morale.
The plan was unearthed by a government watchdog group that said it was just the tip of the iceberg of covert chemical and biological programs in the U.S military.
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It was only tested once, in San Francisco
Yeah, but their uniforms would look "fabulous."
Transforming normal soldiers to flaming faggots is against the Geneva Convention right, right? What a horrible thing to do to someone.
This article is hilarious.
This isn't fiction!! There was once a nerd fraternity that developed such a bomb and dropped it on a sorority house they had bugged with spy cameras. I think the frat was Lambda Lambda Lambda.
24 hours after dropping the bomb, were they also planning on dropping sheep by parachutes?
Lol, my bad?
Dang you beat me to the punch.
LOL!!!
Battlefield Dialogue of Insurgents:
Mohammed:As soon as those American dogs pass buy in their convoy, you detonate the charge.
Mahmood: Don't vorry, I vill squish them like hammer squishes grape!
(Pink gas from American unmanned plane engulfs them.)
Mohammed: Vat is that plesant smell? Mahmood have you lost about to fight the infIdels?
Mahmood: No...I'm not verring cologne. I havn't shaved or bathed like you in over four veeks? But I smell it too, it smells, like...like...a virgin's flower.
Mohammed: Mahmood, you know, I never told you this before, but you look kind of cute in that bandana and moostache.
Mahmood: You silly savage...have I told you that I love the vay you've been verring your hair of late?
Mohammed: No, but put our veepens down and let's kiss.
Mahmood: Yes, we'll let them pass by so as not to disturb us ven vee make love in sand.
(Both insurgents are later apprehended by GIs who find them naked and entwined.)
nikos vlachos
Does this explain the new cammo?
Hmmm . . . another myth busted regarding the question, "How'd he do 'dat?" of Snoop Dog's video's, 'Girls Gone Wild' uncovered.
Battlefield Dialogue of Insurgents: TAKE TWO
Mohammed:As soon as those American dogs pass buy in their convoy, you detonate the charge.
Mahmood: Don't vorry, I vill squish them like hammer squishes grape!
(Pink gas from American unmanned robot plane engulfs them.)
Mohammed: Vat is that plesant smell? Mahmood have you lost your mind? Vhy are you verring cologne ven you are about to fight the infidels?
Mahmood: No...I'm not verring cologne. I havn't shaved or bathed like you in over four veeks. But I smell it too, it smells, like...like...a virgin's flower.
(Responds with a dreamy expression on his face.)
Mohammed: Mahmood, you know, I never told you this before, but you look kind of cute in that bandana and moostache.
Mahmood: You silly savage...have I told you that I love the vay you've been verring your hair of lately?
Mohammed: No, but let's put our veepens down and let's kiss.
Mahmood: Yes, ve'll let them pass by so as not to disturb us ven vee make love in sand.
(Both insurgents are later apprehended by GIs who find them naked and entwined.)
nikos vlachos
Sounds like the old Vietnam era slogan
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR
Just do it over there!
LOL!
Good one.
LOL. Plum pickings for good material for a 'Saturday Night Live' skit here . . .
I KNOW... I DON'T WATCH THAT MUCH. LET ME KNOW IF THEY STEAL ANY OF MY MATERIAL!!! HAHAHAHA.
NIKOS
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