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DFU SONG: I'm a Little Teapot (Katie Couric afraid SUV will squish her like a bug)
DFU SONGS
| 1-2005
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 02/02/2005 11:02:30 AM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT
Perky Katie Couric, that's my name
That Bush had won is really a shame
I'm afraid when I see SUVs
Like a bug those things might squish me
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: handsaroundherthroat; katie; perky; witch
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Not a big effort here, but it was a little bit of fun.
To: All
HERE'S THE STORY In a Tuesday 'Today Show' segment about an SUV safety advertising campaign, Couric who admitted that SUV's scare her 'because I feel that they could squash me like a bug,' demanded of Connecticut's crusading liberal Attorney General: What about the enviormental impact of these cars? They are huge gas guzzlers, and not particularly good for the environment. How come youre not emphasizing that as well?'
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:05:29 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
To: doug from upland
I like the background wallpaper.
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:06:29 AM PST
by
jsmith48
(www.isupatriot.com)
To: doug from upland
I'm th' To-day show hostess
Short and stout
Left-wing lies and nonsense
Is all that I spout
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:07:34 AM PST
by
quark
To: doug from upland
The last line doesn't quite scan.
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:11:25 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
To: doug from upland
The only thing I care about in regards to conservation is not being dependant on OPEC for oil. If we can break OPEC's monopoly, that will go a long way toward winning the war on terrorism. This from a guy who's transportation of choice is a 50 mpg motorcycle, and my wife's zero emission Focus.
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:12:14 AM PST
by
HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath
(Proverbs 10:30 The righteous shall never be removed: but the wicked shall not inhabit the earth.)
To: Tax-chick
I wrote the line to go with the MIDI from the site I linked. It might not work with the original tune.
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:13:07 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
To: doug from upland
Okay ... correction withdrawn.
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:14:20 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
To: Tax-chick
Half the fun is listening to the MIDI while singing the song. :)
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:17:21 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
To: doug from upland
Doug
The SUV Makers know they have a problem and are working on educating the public...
Esuvee
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:30:12 AM PST
by
IncPen
( When the liberals act like midgets, we can't help but look like giants... [ Q 1/20/05 ])
To: IncPen
What a great service they performed. What in the heck is that?
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:37:13 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
Comment #12 Removed by Moderator
To: DaveLoneRanger
That was one of Paul's classics.
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posted on
02/02/2005 11:52:35 AM PST
by
doug from upland
(THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
To: doug from upland
Half the fun is listening to the MIDI while singing the song. :) I don't know a MIDI from a hole in the head. I'm afraid if I tried anything, my husband's network security system would freak out, and then I wouldn't even be able to FReep. (AAAAAGH!)
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posted on
02/02/2005 12:31:24 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
To: Tax-chick
Simply go the the website I linked, scroll down to the right MIDI file, click on it, and it will play in your Windows Media Player or other sound program you have. I promise, it won't screw anything up.
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posted on
02/02/2005 12:39:07 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
To: doug from upland
Wow - it worked! My horizons are broadened! Thanks for your help.
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posted on
02/02/2005 12:49:33 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Some people say that Life is the thing, but I prefer reading.)
To: Tax-chick
Great! Now, if you really want a good laugh, this one is way back in the archives. The music will automatically load and play without clicking anything. Here is the ultimate mocking song of Bill Clinton --
MASTER OF THE HOUSE. Warning, it might be offensive to some. Don't let the kids see it.
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posted on
02/02/2005 12:55:49 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
02/02/2005 1:03:52 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: finnman69
Excellent. I cannot believe she wore that outfit. That isn't a photoshop job, is it?
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posted on
02/02/2005 1:04:49 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(THE RED STATES - celebrate a great American tradition)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
02/02/2005 1:07:45 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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