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Special Forces Sent in to Rescue 'Soldier'
Posted on 02/01/2005 1:16:32 PM PST by GulliverSwift
Edited on 02/01/2005 1:18:57 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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(AP) Washington-- Today the Pentagon sent the special
forces unit Team America: World Police to Iraq to rescue
an American G.I. who has been captured by terrorists. The
family of Mr. Joe hope the mission will be succeed.
"I hope they're successful," said G.I. Jane, wife of the captured soldier.
"I wish he could come home right now so we can play with
Tommy when he gets home from school."
The elite Team America, rumored to be based at Mount
Rushmore, is apparently well equipped to handle hostage
situations and is rumored to have resolved numerous international
situations-- although the Pentagon still denies its existence.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: desperate; hostages; idiots; iraq; johnadam; rescue; teamamerica; terrorists
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To: GulliverSwift
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:17:14 PM PST
by
flashbunny
(Every thought that enters my head requires its own vanity thread.)
To: flashbunny
durka durka!
Mohammed Jihad!
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:17:55 PM PST
by
Barney Gumble
(http://purveyors-of-truth.blogspot.com/)
To: GulliverSwift
To: GulliverSwift
5
posted on
02/01/2005 1:18:13 PM PST
by
Brian328i
(Skimmed Oil for Food money is used to kill innocent Iraqis, where's the "No Blood for Oil" outrage?)
To: GulliverSwift
Go TA, go! Kick some plastic muzzie butt! LOL!!
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:19:02 PM PST
by
7.62 x 51mm
(• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
To: GulliverSwift
7
posted on
02/01/2005 1:19:02 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("I look to two things: First to God and then to Fox News.")
To: GulliverSwift
8
posted on
02/01/2005 1:19:02 PM PST
by
mlbford2
("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
To: flashbunny
if the one in the midle is female, she looks likie christianne amanpour.
9
posted on
02/01/2005 1:19:05 PM PST
by
camle
(keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
To: GulliverSwift
So glad to see that the AP is on top of this story...
10
posted on
02/01/2005 1:19:24 PM PST
by
Born Conservative
(Those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself." - Richard Nixon)
To: GulliverSwift
11
posted on
02/01/2005 1:19:32 PM PST
by
Brian328i
(Skimmed Oil for Food money is used to kill innocent Iraqis, where's the "No Blood for Oil" outrage?)
To: GulliverSwift; SittinYonder
12
posted on
02/01/2005 1:20:00 PM PST
by
eyespysomething
(I'm speechless here, but don't worry, it won't last long. Ask my husband.)
To: GulliverSwift
This site is being ruined by idiots like you.
Congratulations on further polluting this site with more of your unfunny crap.
13
posted on
02/01/2005 1:20:09 PM PST
by
Finalapproach29er
(I can no longer separate a reality story from satire on this site. People are losing their senses.)
To: Rose in RoseBear
Team America ping
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:20:46 PM PST
by
Bear_in_RoseBear
(Get your ticket to that wheel in space while there's time)
To: Howlin
15
posted on
02/01/2005 1:20:55 PM PST
by
deport
(It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.)
To: GulliverSwift
Thank God they're out there and that they're on our side.
16
posted on
02/01/2005 1:20:56 PM PST
by
elhombrelibre
(Liberalism is proof that intelligent people can ignore as much as the ignorant.)
To: Finalapproach29er
I thought it was funny considering the real "hostage" is an action figure, as shown on Drudge.
To: GulliverSwift
Stop! People are going to think I'm nuts here at work!
Every new thread like this is making me laugh harder and harder!
To: deport
My, my.......aren't Freepers creative this afternoon!
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posted on
02/01/2005 1:21:55 PM PST
by
Howlin
(It's a great day to be an American -- and a Bush Republican!!!!)
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