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Planned Parenthood looks for new president
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Posted on 01/30/2005 5:46:46 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s

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This is just soooo rich. These people are soooo easy to lampoon.
1 posted on 01/30/2005 5:46:46 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Why are they called Planned Parenthood? What about Unplanned Unparenthood?


2 posted on 01/30/2005 5:48:15 PM PST by Brimack34
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To: Brimack34

Why dont they just call it Abortios R us


3 posted on 01/30/2005 5:54:41 PM PST by al baby (she stuned my little beeber)
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To: al baby

abortions


4 posted on 01/30/2005 5:54:59 PM PST by al baby (she stuned my little beeber)
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To: al baby; Brimack34
It should just be called, We Kill Babies
5 posted on 01/30/2005 5:56:15 PM PST by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: Van Jenerette
....another bumper sticker.


6 posted on 01/30/2005 6:02:35 PM PST by kjenerette (Jenerette for Senate - www.jenerette.com - U.S. Army Desert Storm)
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To: ChildOfThe60s; Petronius; SierraWasp; martin_fierro; ApesForEvolution; Southack; goldstategop

I volunteer to be virtual President of PP. I'll serve one year for free.

Here's my First Annual P.P. 'State of The Date' Address:

(to background music: "Shop Around" by Captain and Tenille)

(to the girls): Keep your knees together until you have a ring AND a ceremony. Your virginity is worth FAR more than a lousy dinner and a movie with some charming guy.

(to the guys): Guys, it takes no man to bring forth babies--only sperm. Are you a sperm or a Man? And since some of you ARE just overgrown sperm, I suggest you Daddies grow a pair and bring back shotgun weddings.

/adjourn.


7 posted on 01/30/2005 6:04:12 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

One can only hope that this search is aborted.


9 posted on 01/30/2005 6:20:10 PM PST by peyton randolph (CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
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To: Brimack34

10 posted on 01/30/2005 6:40:10 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Rap - the other Disco)
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To: wogworld

Satan is who has been there and who they will hire next.


11 posted on 01/30/2005 6:54:26 PM PST by shubi (Peace through superior firepower.)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

12 posted on 01/30/2005 6:57:56 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: ChildOfThe60s
How about this guy? I think Satan is available......


13 posted on 01/30/2005 6:58:12 PM PST by China Clipper
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To: wogworld

I think Saddam Hussein is available, but he'd need to raise his killing stats to qualify.


14 posted on 01/30/2005 7:10:30 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Unfortunately, the perfect candidate for this job didn't make it past the first trimester.


15 posted on 01/30/2005 7:20:02 PM PST by Callahan
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To: ChildOfThe60s

16 posted on 01/30/2005 7:29:51 PM PST by martin_fierro (_____oooo_( ° ¿ ° )_oooo_____)
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To: al baby

my rock is Jesus. my resonse to the pontifications of the death industruy is to pray psalm 137:8, asking God to dash the children of those who murder children for a living against the Rock -- to alienate their children from them by conversion. in answer to my prayers, i expect to see the most potent adversaries to the dead industry emerging from the families of its profiteers.


17 posted on 01/30/2005 11:34:42 PM PST by TomSmedley (Calvinist, optimist, home schooling dad, exuberant husband, technical writer)
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To: martin_fierro; Blurblogger; peyton randolph
Planned Parenthood looks for new president

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Janet Reno. Get a look at that "woman" and no one would give sex a thought.

18 posted on 01/31/2005 6:04:00 AM PST by beyond the sea (Barbara Boxer is Barbra Streisand on peyote ......and is the north end of a south bound mule.)
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To: reagan_fanatic; martin_fierro; kjenerette; Liz

19 posted on 01/31/2005 6:39:25 AM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
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To: Blurblogger

Nice photoshopping. It's irksome to see LIEberman in that groups since he deceived CT voters about abortion in his first Senate bid.

Sept 2000 news accounts posted on FR say Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman is a staunch supporter of abortion rights now, and even voted against a ban on partial-birth abortion (sex separate times), but Catholic leaders in Connecticut remember another Joe Lieberman.

He called on the state's archbishop with a pro-life pledge 12 years ago....and even told pro-life leaders he would have voted to confirm Judge Robert Bork for the U.S. Supreme Court.

"Joe was very liberal, like Weicker, but we had a poll on abortion that showed which way the wind was blowing," says Daniel Cosgrove, then the Democratic town chairman in Branford, Mr. Lieberman's hometown.

The poll showed anti-abortion sentiment outweighed pro-choice views in urban areas throughout Connecticut. "In the Waterbury area, it was more than any, 12,000 [more] against," Mr. Cosgrove says.

Records of a meeting between Mr. Lieberman and top officials of the National Right to Life Committee (NRLC) two months after the 1988 election quote Mr. Lieberman as saying he "thinks there are too many abortions," and promising he would not "apply a litmus test" against pro-life judicial nominees.....the 1988 meeting where Mr. Lieberman "expressed himself as coming from a tradition in support of life, not in favor of abortion on demand."

"He expressed himself against abortion, all suicide, and euthanasia. His position on that definitely was well received by the archbishop and priests," Father Berry says.

More here http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a39bd92d74f42.htm


20 posted on 01/31/2005 7:19:07 AM PST by Liz (Wise men are instructed by reason; lesser men, by experience; the ignorant, by necessity. Cicero)
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