It's another article where a East- or West- coaster believes we're herding sheep on an indian reservation, living in abandoned U-haul trailers and having children as a product of a sexual relationship with our parents. Once again we're all snake-handling religious idiots who refuse modern medicine in favor of treatment based on a mistranslation of the Book of the Dead, or the Bible (which are all the same thing after all). Our version of fine arts consists of monster truck races, tractor pulls and box luncheon auctions. We have sex with our animals, which we raise as pets and then eat for supper one night. We don't like Howard Stern, or even Don Imus, meaning that we have no sense of humor. Worse yet, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannidy have us all in their hypnotic grip. Our idea of "diversity" basically means that we extend credit to people who we aren't related to (everone is related in the Red states). We are all grossly obese, have no sun tan, and lack any fashion sense. There are no good Mexican restaraunts in Red states.
Not like those enlightened blue states, whose cities include Oakland, East St. Louis and Detroit. The political leaders from the Blue states number people like Bob Packwood, B-1 Bob, Ronald Reagan, Grey Davis, and Hillary, Barbara Lee,.... Blue states now have 24-hour electrical service, 365 days a year, now that Arnold is the Goverernator. Of course, no strange or "kookie" ideas ever come from California that are soon discreditied. Blue states should be proud of their businesses, like the Washington State Power System (aka "WSPS" pronouced "Whoops"), Tyco, Martha Stewart, Computer Associates, Adelphia, ImClone, Qwest, Rite-Aid.... And we all know that those dot-coms were all honorable failures. And, the key to a happy marriage (and fewer divorces) is that people don't get married in the first place.
Now, if you'll excuse me, my sheep dog wants a date.
Yeah, well too damn bad we get the breadbasket of the world--not to mention livestock. And when the next "big one" hits, you gonna have your hands open then to help from us "hicks."
That's another example of Democrat's promises, promises, promises, but never deliver the goods.
Okay, California, before you get too arrogant, what do you have to say to the fact that President Bush received nearly 45% of your vote? That's right, while Kerry got a majority, it was no landslide and there were PLENTY of Californians to disagree with the slimy sentiment presented in this.
Somebody please post the red/blue breakdown of the state of CF.
The TINY leftist Gheto/reservation counties will have a bit of a fight on their hands.
"Did I mention we produce about 70% of the nation's veggies?"
Sorry, I thought that you produced about that many of the nation's FRUITS! :-D
This is just some smarmy, immature leftists idea of political pornography.
Those blue states mentioned will be red states soon, just a matter of time. Of course there will always be a few "spider holes" of blue people to contend with.
"Did I mention we produce about 70% of the veggies?"
Yea and it looks like they've learned to type!
I still have high hopes of one day opening a glass bottom boat tour of Hollywood.
As a single, small voice, I'd like to remind everyone of the Pledge of Allegiance.
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God,indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Specifically, the part that reads, "...one Nation under God, indivisible..."
I may be speaking only for myself, but I find the idea of Red State, Blue State division offensive.
Okay, let the flaming begin.
The Red COUNTIES have all the guns, and the Blues have none. End of coup. Game over.
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What a precious article! I'm sure the author feels better about him/herself after having written it.
I heard these people trot this stat out, but I don't believe it.
Well, it's obvious this prissy little whiner didn't actually speak with God. He/she must have Him confused with his/her overbearing mommy, or at least one of his/her mommies!
We get range-fed beef, you get AIDS
This is an easy one.
They say they will be anti-war. So, just let them go, then we invade and take them over without bloodshed since they will not fight and then we set them right and make the whole state red by law.
To Californistan:
Kiss my @$$!!!
Quote:"You get all the technological innovation in Alabama."
Doesn't even know Intergraph, NASA and a lot of other high tech are based/have major facilities in Huntsville. (I know that and I'm from Texas!)
The arrogance of the left knows no bounds…