But admit — you weren't sure at first, were you? And that's the sad part!
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I think its perfect.
Very good. Very funny!
Very good!
LOL!
"Reaching for yet another strained metaphor, Senator Kennedy said that "This whole war on terrorism business is Georges Bush's Chappaquiddick. This President should roll down the window of the sinking Oldsmobile of Iraq, wriggle out, and swim to safety while he still has the chance. Yes, even if it means the loss of Mary Jo, or in the case of the Iraqi people 26 million Mary Jo's, he must act in such a way as to preserve his own political viability. I am confident that Americans will be just as understanding of Georges as were the local authorities of me on that fateful day lo these many years ago."
No threat to Scrappleface, but I ping you all the same.
It's too close to reality to be a parody, especially the "Math is for Fundamentalists".
I had the phone hung up on my by a "liberal friend" in a "discussion" on reality vs "feelings" about Bush and Iraq. She posited that there was no empirical reality. I ask her what held airplanes up in the air and kept the lights and phones on. Click! At the end, she was screaming.
I've got to admit, after Kennedy's repeated talk of "waterboarding," I had this awful suspicion that this might actually be true. LOL!
Kennedy is running on empty.
He's a joke.
Oh man, I wasn't sure at first. I thought how sick, then how funny! Very good!!!
Ted "Chappaquiddick" Kennedy is at the wheel of the Democratic Oldsmobile.
Don't be surprised if he actually says this.
The one thing about the left -- once they beat a charge, they love to rub your nose in it.
I SWEAR this is exactly what came into my mind also!!
I think it's great - mind if I copy and paste it to friends in the office?
Ping-splash!
If Ted Kennedy drove a Volkswagen, he'd be President today 
It floats.
The way our body is built, we'd be surprised if it didn't. The sheet of flat steel that goes underneath every Volkswagen keeps out water, as well as dirt and salt and other nasty things that can eat away at the underside of a car. So it's watertight at the bottom. And everybody knows it's easier to shut the door on a Volkswagen after you've rolled down the window a little.
That proves it's practically airtight on top. If it was a boat, we could call it the Water Bug. But it's not a boat, it's a car.
And, like Mary Jo Kopechne, it's only 99 and 44/100 percent pure. So it won't stay afloat forever. Just long enough. Poor Teddy. If he'd been smart enough to buy a Volkswagen, he never would have gotten into hot water.
When a law suit was threatened by VW, National Lampoon ran the following retraction:
"Even if Ted Kennedy had driven a Volkswagen he wouldn't be president today."