Even though I've lived here for more than 15 years, I still love this song by Buck Owens:
I Wouldn't Live in New York City
It ain't nothin' but a concrete jungle with people packed like sardines
Where everybody's tryin' to live beyond their means
Where all the natives hurry and scurry too and fro
And like a fleas on a puppy dog they got no place to go
I wouldn't live in New York City if they gave me the whole dang town
Talk about a bummer it's the biggest one around
Sodom and Gommorah was tame to what I found
I wouldn't live in New York City if they gave me the whole dang town
Well I ain't seen the sunshine since the day that I arrived
Cause brother I've been busy a tryin' to survive
Nobody knows you've been here till you're six feet under ground
Than you become a statistic if they remember to write you down
I wouldn't live in New York City if they gave me the whole dang town
Talk about a bummer it's the biggest one around
Sodom and Gommorah was tame to what I found
I wouldn't live in New York City if they gave me the whole dang town
You need a reason to be in NYC. People who don't have a reason for being here generally move or self-destruct. NYC has pretty much made all my dreams come true, though it took longer than anticipated.
Smoking marijuana Watching channel five Got to get my strength up In this struggle to survive
Everyone's an asshole Everyone's a creep I look out my window And there's garbage in the streets
I live in the city I breathe dirty air I ride trains with b-boys junkies, queens and squares
Everybody's hungry I don't know what to do I used to live on pizza Now I live on Chinese food
I can't stand my neighbors Screaming all the time If I wasn't blasting Sister ray I could lose my mind
I live in the city I breathe dirty air I ride trains with b-boys junkies, queens and squares
Safely someone's smiling The fat man waits his turn Soon he'll count his money While the south Bronx slowly burns Get out for the children Get your ass and run Get out of this stinkin mess To a safe suburban slum
I live in the city I breathe dirty air I ride trains with b-boys junkies, queens and squares!
New York, New York
New York, New York
New York, New York
ARE YOU TALKIN TA ME!!!