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1 posted on 01/26/2005 3:27:27 PM PST by ambrose
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And she became a Jew after watching "Fiddler On The Roof"...


2 posted on 01/26/2005 3:30:17 PM PST by D-fendr
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To: Alouette

FYI..and a question....doen't Orthodox Jewd require a "get" for a divorce?. Would the husband grant one, AND allow the wife to take the kids?..doesn't seem to totally make sense..


4 posted on 01/26/2005 3:33:13 PM PST by ken5050
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This is going to put libs in a real quandry. Do they give in to their natural anti-semitism, or applaud her sexual orientation?

As a conservative, I'm glad we don't see people primarily as members of a group -- her life is her own to live.

5 posted on 01/26/2005 3:33:48 PM PST by 68skylark
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“Maybe it is easier for me because I’m a woman, and in the Jewish text, the idea of lesbian or gay is not really discussed. The actual wording has to do with a guy lying with a guy.”

Aha! A loophole!

6 posted on 01/26/2005 3:34:41 PM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.)
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"Orthodox (Jewish) lesbian "

Isn't that an oxymoron?


7 posted on 01/26/2005 3:36:49 PM PST by Gunrunner2
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After watching Ellen I wanted to become a capon.


9 posted on 01/26/2005 3:36:57 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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Orthodox Lesbian Jew = Oxymoronic Left-wing JAP


10 posted on 01/26/2005 3:37:10 PM PST by quark
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Whoooosh.........I was really afraid the U of T they were talking about was University of Texas. Canada can have her.


11 posted on 01/26/2005 3:38:18 PM PST by Texas Songwriter (p)
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you haven't been watching ellen, have you? (/s)


13 posted on 01/26/2005 3:38:24 PM PST by ken21
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Sounds like the beginning of a joke. An Orthodox lesbian jew walks in to bar...


15 posted on 01/26/2005 3:39:36 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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(becomes a lesbian after watching Ellen) Impossible you are born that way the homos told me so and they would never lie.
16 posted on 01/26/2005 3:40:30 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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"The attraction isn’t something you decide,” she said."

This after she was happy/eager to marry and have sex and a family with a man. Then she decided to find a way out of the stressful marriage by chasing after women.

17 posted on 01/26/2005 3:41:14 PM PST by anniegetyourgun
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Ok, if her lesbian nature is so "innate" why did it only become apparent to her after watching a TV show?


18 posted on 01/26/2005 3:42:11 PM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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As usual, the world revolves solely around HER needs and identity. Today, it seems nothing else matters. And then we wonder why kids grow up to be sociopaths.


20 posted on 01/26/2005 3:42:33 PM PST by Spok
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So, if she watches The Godfather on TV, will she have a sudden craving for cannoli?


23 posted on 01/26/2005 3:43:38 PM PST by Redcloak (No, I haven't been drinking.)
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Chani has made peace with the fact that it is possible to be Orthodox and gay.

Sure...just like John Kerry has made peace with the "fact" that it's possible to be Catholic and pro-abortion.

27 posted on 01/26/2005 3:49:38 PM PST by montag813
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By the time she was 17, she did what all the girls in her class did.

She got married, and by 21 she had three kids.

What "all the girls" in her class did?!?

:-/


29 posted on 01/26/2005 3:50:52 PM PST by maggief
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Wouldn't that make her an Orthodyke?


31 posted on 01/26/2005 3:54:49 PM PST by small voice in the wilderness (Quick, act casual. If they sense scorn and ridicule, they'll flee..)
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"Becomes a lesbian after watching Ellen."

I know how this works. I became a heterosexual after reading Playboy.


33 posted on 01/26/2005 3:56:09 PM PST by popdonnelly
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To: ambrose

Sounds like an article straight out of The Onion.


34 posted on 01/26/2005 3:58:44 PM PST by Kurt_D
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