*PROOF* SpongeBob isn't gay (PG-13 post)

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[dawn53]

Obviously she's Hawaiian...after all Bob lives in a pineapple under the sea.

[NorCalRepub]

thanks Elaine........in the meantime does this mean I have to get rid of my "Mr. Roger's" condoms....they always worked for welcoming those to the "neighborhood."

[Registered]

...does this mean I have to get rid of my "Mr. Roger's" condoms...

Sigh, there goes another great graphics idea...

[cripplecreek]

Dammit!

[BrooklynGOP]

Heh.

[P.O.E.]

As long as he stays away from Crabby Patty.

[LibertarianInExile]

ROFLMAO.

This looks suspiciously like one of those 'beard' situations, like the Hollywood hookups of Nicole Kidman and Claudia Schiffer.

[Hank Rearden]

It also helps protect against transmission of things like . . . well, let's see . . . . Plankton, for instance.

[humblegunner]

SpongeBob is a stud. A pimp dawg, as well.

I'll bet the rift between he & Sandy Cheeks over this ad
will rival that of Jennifer & Brad over Angelina.

[No Blue States]

does this mean I have to get rid of my "Mr. Roger's" condoms

I want my condoms back!

[anniegetyourgun]

WHAT IT IS WITH BOBS?

[Kirkwood]

"She looks sponge-worthy."

Get outta here!!!! (shove)

[KarlInOhio]

Since most members of the Porifera phylum are hermaphroditic, it's likely that Spongebob swings both ways (at the same time even).

[Constantine XIII]

Ya figure? :D

[pipecorp]

HE'S GAY! If you had this, would you be livin' in a bleepin' pineapple? I know where I'd be "livin".

[Spunky]

Sponges are very absorbant.

Speaking of sponges. When my daughter was about 17 months old she began smelling very bad. I took her into the doctor and he couldn't find anything wrong with her. The smell just got worse and worse, so I started sniffing every inch of her body to see if I could discover where the smell was coming from. When I got to her nose WOW! It about blew me over. I looked and could see something up there. Unbeknownst to me she had stuck a piece of sponge up her nose. I took a pair of tweezers and pulled it out. Now if the doctor had done his job like he should have he would have looked in her ears and nose, but he didn't. We had to smell that awful order coming from her for days.

[Hank Rearden]

Yow - I first read that as 17 years old and thought "why didn't she notice?".

Then I started considering someone sniffing-up a 17-year-old and figured I'd better check again.

[tutstar]

ping, make sure the kids aren't looking over your shoulder!

[Caipirabob]

This changes everything for me, I mean, I thought Sponge Bob was a little "light in the lufas" myself, but this puts it to rest. : )

[Spunky]

ROTFLOL!