[drt1]

Rash of suicide attempts at Gitmo but, unfortunately, these Terrorists can't even do that right.

[RetiredArmy]

Attempts, attempts. Why the heck didn't somebody assist them in getting it done!

[battlecry]

Stronger panties...

[Slump Tester]

Nothing's worse than a suicide chump!

[Semper Paratus]

"Hold muh Koran and watch this!"

[Gefreiter]

Maybe throwing a couple to the sharks might have cleared up a couple things: helped at least two die, while loosening the tongues of the rest.

[SmithL]

Say!
You are a good sport, aren't you?

[Maceman]

Guantanamo Prisoners Attempted Mass Suicide

Another example of brilliant incomptence by TRTCFIBWBH*

*(The Religion That Can't Find It's Butt With Both Hands.)

[ElkGroveDan]

Tonight's dinner menu will consist of 6 feet of rope.

[onedoug]

Suicide condemned by the Quran and Hadith...but for interpretation of course.

[dead]

Twenty-three terror suspects tried to hang or strangle themselves

Twenty-three terror suspects lamely pretended to try to kill themselves in an attempt to get MSNBC to write a dopey article about the horrors of their situation.

They were successful, of course.

[dead]

Well, this ham-fisted publicity stunt had exactly the effect on the gullible that they hoped it would:

That’s right fellow citizens! WORSE than Aushwitz! Stay tuned for further analysis and insight from:

[aculeus]

Zero out of 23?

Poor show, chaps. Very poor show.

[Poohbah]

Twenty-three terror suspects tried to hang or strangle themselves at the U.S. military base in Guantanamo Bay during a mass protest in 2003, the military confirmed Monday.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

[indcons]

Ummmmmm.....can we ask Iran or Pakistan to send them a few suicide bomb vests? Or we could send the Saudi head-choppers there.

[dennisw]

So much for all the yapping by Islamic pooh bahs that suicide is forbidden by Muhammadanism.