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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......
e-mail | 01-24-05 | ME

Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Arkansas; US: South Carolina; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: laugh; pictures; redneck; sc
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA

Did you rehang your shingle when you moved down from Yankee country?


341 posted on 01/25/2005 9:59:35 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: TexasCowboy; Conspiracy Guy

Yes, but you are beyond my expertise and/or ability to even fathom..........you need super industrial strength therapy - let me see if Conspiracy Guy can give you the name of his therapist........ ;^)


342 posted on 01/25/2005 10:01:19 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; TexasCowboy
My therapist committed suicide out of frustration.
343 posted on 01/25/2005 10:05:31 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (What?)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Prolly saw that mole rat....


344 posted on 01/25/2005 10:12:09 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Conspiracy Guy; Hi Heels
I'll jist go have a wild sex party with Bessie Mae.

That always fixes me right up!

345 posted on 01/25/2005 10:16:00 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: TexasCowboy
I'm assuming this is NOT Bessie Mae...


346 posted on 01/25/2005 10:20:34 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: Hi Heels

could be


347 posted on 01/25/2005 10:39:44 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (What?)
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To: TexasCowboy

OK then


348 posted on 01/25/2005 10:40:23 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (What?)
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To: Hi Heels

"ok, this is worse than any mole rat....."

hahahahaaaa! :^D

http://RMeek141.home.comcast.net/AfricanNakedMoleRatPancake.JPG

My brand new redition of CG's pic.


349 posted on 01/25/2005 10:44:37 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: MeekOneGOP


HAHAHAHahaha... oh it hurts..... grossed out and LMAO at the same time.... EEEEWWWWWWWWW.... gawd... who's for IHOP?


350 posted on 01/25/2005 11:02:05 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: Hi Heels
hehe! Lez go. :^)

351 posted on 01/25/2005 11:03:40 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (There is only one GOOD 'RAT: one that has been voted OUT of POWER !! Straight ticket GOP!)
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To: Hi Heels; Conspiracy Guy
"I'm assuming this is NOT Bessie Mae..."

'Course that's Bessie Mae! Cutest little filly this side of the Chatahoutchie!

(Shore hope she don't wanna git on top again! Had to have CPR last time!)

352 posted on 01/25/2005 11:15:33 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: TexasCowboy
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353 posted on 01/25/2005 11:21:49 AM PST by Conservababe
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To: TexasCowboy
This is Bessie Mae.


354 posted on 01/25/2005 11:22:18 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (What?)
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican
If you've ever worn camouflage pants--to church.
355 posted on 01/25/2005 11:29:25 AM PST by johnandrhonda (have you hugged your banjo today?)
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To: ImProudToBeAnAmerican

#27 and #29 are just jokes. The rest are pretty real and do or have applied at some time in my life. What can I say?


356 posted on 01/25/2005 11:35:17 AM PST by houeto (http://server12.castup.net/cunet/gm.asp?format=wm&s=72BD589B3EED11D6B9CD000629396D69&ak=47390383)
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To: TexasCowboy

BBTTT


357 posted on 01/25/2005 1:22:10 PM PST by knews_hound (Out of the NIC ,into the Router, out to the Cloud....Nothing but 'Net)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

LOL!!


358 posted on 01/25/2005 2:25:20 PM PST by trussell (I Never Frown, even when I am sad, because I never know who is falling in love with my Smile!!!)
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To: trussell

Livin good and livin easy.


359 posted on 01/25/2005 2:52:25 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (What?)
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To: TexasCowboy; Howlin; Liz; ALOHA RONNIE; RonDog; Mudboy Slim
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have a special requirement for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for a whole month."

The couple agreed.

After two and a half weeks, they returned to the church. While the pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband was obviously distraught.

"Is there a problem?" the pastor asked.

"We're terribly ashamed," the young man said. "We didn't manage to abstain from sex for the required month."

"Tell me what happened son," said the pastor.

"Well," the young man explained, "the first week was difficult, but we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but we prayed and prayed for strength, and we managed to abstain. The third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible, anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. But one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right there and then."

The young man looked ashamed. So did his wife.

"You understand that this means you will not be welcome in our church," said the pastor.

"We know," said the young woman, hanging her head. "We're not very welcome at Home Depot, either."

360 posted on 01/25/2005 3:07:14 PM PST by Libloather (IRAQ - the vote!)
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