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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......
e-mail | 01-24-05 | ME

Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Arkansas; US: South Carolina; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: laugh; pictures; redneck; sc
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To: AnAmericanMother
In certain parts of Texas, like around Sabinal, Leakey and Utopia, men used to chop the cedar to sell.

I knew several of them. They weren't big, but they were made out of wire.

321 posted on 01/25/2005 5:55:36 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: TexasCowboy

You might be a redneck if...

...EVEN YOUR DOG HAS FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE.


322 posted on 01/25/2005 6:25:52 AM PST by Sensei Ern
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To: TexasCowboy

Hey, all you eligible bachelors...she's still single! (no ring on her finger)

323 posted on 01/25/2005 6:29:30 AM PST by Sensei Ern
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To: Sensei Ern
"Hey, all you eligible bachelors...she's still single! (no ring on her finger)"

I would appreciate it if you wouldn't spread the word like that!
I haven't bought her a ring yet, but we plan to get hitched in the spring. I don't want to be fightin' all the guys off!

324 posted on 01/25/2005 6:49:56 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: TexasCowboy

I asked you to post the pic of me in the Blue dress, not the pink one............ sheesh........the pink one makes me look fat..........


325 posted on 01/25/2005 6:59:43 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: CARDINALRULES
Possible...but where is the duct tape holding everything together?

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D'oh!

326 posted on 01/25/2005 7:11:45 AM PST by Ranxerox
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To: TexasCowboy
...but we plan to get hitched in the spring...

Really? Whatta ya hitchin her to?

327 posted on 01/25/2005 7:21:49 AM PST by Ranxerox
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To: TexasCowboy; Eaker

Dunno......Eaker said something about a bag a flour and a wet spot. Maybe that what he was referring too..........:o)


328 posted on 01/25/2005 7:30:13 AM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. ©)
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To: TexasCowboy
If you think the last four words to the National Anthem are:
"Gentlemen - Start your engines!"

You MIGHT be a Redneck!


329 posted on 01/25/2005 7:31:42 AM PST by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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To: Ranxerox
...but we plan to get hitched in the spring...

Really? Whatta ya hitchin her to?

Most elephants are chained to a stake in the ground.

330 posted on 01/25/2005 7:59:31 AM PST by Sensei Ern
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To: Conspiracy Guy; MeekOneGOP; Zacs Mom

ok, this is worse than any mole rat.....


331 posted on 01/25/2005 8:42:35 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money

If a bug zapper and a six pack of bud is quality entertainment? You might be a redneck.


332 posted on 01/25/2005 8:44:39 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: Conspiracy Guy
Ol Blue is a good dog. Here is my Bird Dog Merle. He is a good shot!

Just make sure the rifle is unloaded when you give it to your dog...

333 posted on 01/25/2005 8:48:05 AM PST by xm177e2 (Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
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To: Hi Heels

Yep I barfed yesterday.


334 posted on 01/25/2005 9:06:37 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (What?)
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
"the pink one makes me look fat.........."

NAW! You look like a fluffy momma coon, cute as a bug's ear in July.
I jist can't stand them skinny women! They're like curling up agin an old hickory log when it's cold outside.

335 posted on 01/25/2005 9:06:41 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: TexasCowboy

LOL


336 posted on 01/25/2005 9:09:37 AM PST by Dustbunny (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist)
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To: TexasCowboy

My Dad use to say squeezing a skinny woman was like hugging a bag of antlers.....


337 posted on 01/25/2005 9:26:13 AM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: xm177e2

How is he gonna go bird hunting with an unloaded shotgun?


338 posted on 01/25/2005 9:28:46 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (What?)
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To: TexasCowboy

Haha...... you need therapy my friend......desperately ---


339 posted on 01/25/2005 9:51:14 AM PST by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Hi Heels
"My Dad use to say squeezing a skinny woman was like hugging a bag of antlers....."

Your daddy was a very smart man.

340 posted on 01/25/2005 9:56:41 AM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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