Posted on 01/24/2005 5:54:31 AM PST by TexasCowboy
Top Ten Signs You're A Redneck Jedi
10. You've Ever Smashed Up Your Landspeeder While Trying To Light A Cigarette
9. You've Ever Used A Lightsaber To Open A Beer Bottle
8. You've Gotten A Ticket Because Your Wookie Runs Loose And Chases Cars
7. You've Actually Gone Home With Somebody You Met At The Cantina Bar
6. Sand People Back Down From Your Mama
5. You Can't Figure Out Why Luke And Leia Gave Up On Getting Married
4. You've Brought Down An Imperial Tie Fighter With A Potato Cannon
3. The Last Time You Used The Force Was So You Wouldn't Have Get Out Of Bed To Jiggle The Handle On The Toilet
2. Your Tractor Beam Generator Was Manufactured By John Deere
And The Number One Sign You're A Redneck Jedi...
Your Artoo Unit Runs On Propane.
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I never knew Ted Kennedy had a sister!
You know you're a redneck when...
you mow your yard and find a car in it....
Beautiful from space as it was when you saw it in person.
Hey TC.... Nana says that "belly button" picture looks like that lady you were with last week :) ggggggggggggg
Thanks for the Skynyrd quote. I saw them do that song recently on CMT's Crossroads with Montgomery Gentry. It was great.
Did you get a new limo?
BTTT
Ebro is in the Florida Panhandle, not Alabama tho some do call it LA.
I thought I was the only one who watches Red Green. Actually, most of the cars and trucks in these pictures look like projects from the Red Green Show.
You gus may be laughing... but where I come from in Louisiana, those are normal every day sights... so I'm jaded I guess. Just seems like normal folks, places and vehicles to me. *sigh* :)
Charlie Daniels (my hero other than Reagan) says it all.
What This World Needs Is A Few More Rednecks
(Chorus)
What this world needs is a few more rednecks
Some people ain’t afraid to take a stand
What this world needs is a little more respect
For the Lord and the law and the workin’ man
We could use a little peace and satisfaction
Some good people up front to take the lead
A little less talk and a little more action
And a few more rednecks is what we need
I was raised on beans and cornbread
And I like my chicken fried
Yes, I drive a pickup truck
And I’m full of American pride
I keep a Bible on my table
I got a flag out on my lawn
And I don’t believe in mindin’
No one’s business but my own
And I love them Rambo movies
I think they make a lot of sense
And it’s a shame ole John Wayne
Didn’t live to run for president
And I don’t care what nobody says
I don’t trust ole Gorbachev
And I don’t know who turned him on
But it’s time to turn him off
(Chorus)
Now they’re tryin’ to take my guns away
And that would be just fine
If you take ‘em away from the criminals first
I’ll gladly give ya mine
And I don’t mind payin’ taxes
But it makes my temper itch
When my hard earned money goes
To make some politician rich
What most people call a redneck
Ain’t nothin’ but a workin’ man
And he makes his livin’
By the sweat of his brow
And the calluses on his hands
Now you intellectuals may not like it
But there ain’t nothin’ that you can do
Cause there’s a whole lot more of us common-folks
Then there ever will be of you
(Chorus)
That’s what we need
And a few more rednecks is what we need
Possible...but where is the duct tape holding everything together?
Ping
If that "pome" is an original, so are you! ROFLMAO!!
I don't believe it. Post some pictures.
Tell your Nana she is badly mistaken.
That lady was a blonde!
You must be from down around Breaux Bridge.
How'd ya guess?
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