YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF......

e-mail | 01-24-05 | ME

[DooDahhhh]

I think you should send this doorbell in to Southern Living and Arhitectual Digest. Circle #7 for Brochure and pricing.

[Ranxerox]

LOL - Somebody around here called that a "Redneck Technical."

[DooDahhhh]

Anyone have the shot of the guy using a dining table with a motor on it for a boat?

[mommadooo3]

Redneck Newborn

[Bon mots]

Hey, I've seen a wedding like that family photo:



Strange Cosmos has a whole redneck collection.

[Maigrey]

Man, did I need that one today!

I'll add one more.....

You might be a redneck if...

... you turn a 1978 AMC Gremlin into a Muddin' Machine! (oversized tires, and mudlamps!)
(G_d's honest truth! I saw it while honeymoonin' in E. TN back in 1996)

[CARDINALRULES]

Here is Missouri Trailer Trash.

The one that the Clinton Lie-&-bury is modeled after is from this site on page 4

[TEXOKIE]

ROFL!!

[Quilla]

Redneck ingenuity!

[SwinneySwitch]

None taken.

[Little Pig]

Elyse is probably the one cheating with that lady's husband.

[LivingNet]

You might be a redneck if ...

you've ever put a Harley Davidson motorcylce muffler on your generator.

[r9etb]

NO OFFENSE MEANT TO ANY OF YOU REDNECKS OUT THERE!

LOL! I guess folks who're offended by these are probably not rednecks in the first place.

[Hi Heels]

shave what?

On second thought...never mind....

[Octar]

Bump

[Dave Olson]

31. You videotape tag team wresling, while you're at a tractor pull.
32. You walk your kid to school, because you're both in the second grade.
33. You go to family reunions to get a date.
34. Your family tree has no branches.
35. You work without a shirt on. And so does your husband.

[TexasCowboy]

Deer Hunter Special:

[Smartass]

And now, a poem for Ms Hitlery Clintoon!

Collards is green, my dawg's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flappin in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales, but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack.
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best
vinyl sidin',
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'

Me'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank, We go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day; They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger. "That's impressive ," I say
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.
Luv, Slick Willy

[chiefqc]

To ugly to be a Redneck.

[TexasCowboy]

"shave what?"

Hummm.......you have a twisted mind.

I like that in a woman.