Posted on 01/23/2005 11:57:30 AM PST by gortklattu
Just the Jokes, OK?
Johnny: "Sis - Boom - Bah
ED: "Sim - boom - bah
Johnny: What sound does an exploding sheep make?
"Got no job? We don't care. Got a bad credit rating? We don't care. Got a prison record? We don't care. Don't expect to pay us? THAT'S when we care!"
Yep, I think I got Welch mixed up with Margaret!
My favorite was his take-off on the Robert Conrad, "Come on I dare you to knock this battery off" ads, when he would get blasted with the pies.
Still the funniest Carson moment was Steve Martin's "The Great Fly-Dini" bit.
RIP,Johnny. You were one of a kind.
Read more on his "Medal of Freedom" Award given to him by Pres. Bush in 1992
My impression is that I was a solid, fierce, life-long conservative
long before you were born.
You are confusing those several of us who have taken issue with your boorish postings. I would also direct you to Quix post # 185, which is excellent and spot on the mark.
I NEVER said smoking never hurt anyone.
Not in those words, but that seems to be the point of your tirades. Why else post an article that smoking does not cause lung cancer?
You post at FREE Republic because you are all for freedom... but only the freedoms you approve of. Please move to a small country run by one person and then in a few years come back with a real understanding of the word freedom.
47.6% of men worldwide are smokers.
The Poison Is In The Dose: If you try to drink 1 million glasses of milk, you'll die long before you can finish. Heard of Death by Firing Squad ? Nobody Was Ever Executed by a Smokers Squad, nor by having the 'target' Smoking him/her self to Death.
Takes way too long - about 80 years or so for most. Not 1 Illness or Death Etiologically Blamed on Tobacco Down Stream Ventilation Means NO EXPOSURE 8 % of Non-Smokers Die by Age 35.
0.5 % of Smokers Die by Age 35. 50,000 Children Die Every Day from Poverty 25 years ago, a scientist said salt was bad. In 2001 he said, Oops, sorry, we made a mistake. It's essential. Cars Kill More Than All Other Causes Of Death Combined Over 100 Billion $ Has Not Eradicated Illegal Drugs Over 100 Billion $ Spent Annually on Prescriptions Despite Trillions of Dollars Spent Over 50 years, Medical Science has failed totally to eradicate Death, which in 2003 still stands where it was in 1950, at 100% for every living thing, including Humans.
And don't forget “Public Health Malpractice!” Antismokers say a nonsmoking section in a restaurant is like a nonpissing section in a swimming pool. They ignore the fact that a pool changes its water once a year while the restaurant changes
FReep mail me if you have anymore complaints!
Of course you are free to whatever you want.
However, you choose to post in a thread, which is essentially an on line eulogy of fond memories, a subject related to the original posting only because it is what hastened Mr. Carson to an early grave.
I do not deny you the right to be a rude boor, but I also have the right to advise you, as have several others I notice, that you posts are inappropriate in this thread.
Yes! I remember that one. Good times.
"frontier bris"
That was the point I was making to when you attacked me as being being a RINO, one who would deny you your freedom to post whatever trash you want.
Now you have done the same.
Go have a smoke, hun, and relax.
Take your own advice and take your boorish behavior elsewhere.
I understand from my friends in the Cancer society, that such calculations have been well refuted. I won't belabor that.
Have you ever watched from elbow range a close loved one die from emphasyma?
You must be lashing out at me with that childish and idiotic "fat police" remark of yours. But, no worry, "sticks and stones" as it were. I'm just mature enough not to get worked up about it or respond in kind with an equally reprehensible and insulting remark toward you.
Nonetheless, stay warm in Northern Maine. It's a tropical heatwave here. Temps expected to be near 50 this afternoon.
I just discovered she drowned in 1985 at age 42. Given her assets, that just doesn't seem possible, does it?
Didn't he say that to Jane Fonda?
I'm begging here!
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