[Right Wing Professor]

Those who foist the Theory of Evolution upon the science classroom are not to be confused with scientists.

I've been doing scientific research for the last 30 years, and have a degree or two from reputable science departments in institutions even you may have heard of. According to popular usage, therefore, I am a scientist. I also teach the chemical basis of evolution at the introductory college level. Your statement, therefore, is factually false, and is, in fact, the usual devoid-of-substance bluster we've come to expect from you.

[Fester Chugabrew]

I also teach the chemical basis of evolution at the introductory college level.

So, on occasion you divest yourself of the responsibilities of science and enter into making reasonable inferences about the world around you. Nothing wrong with that. I hope you offer your inferences with a reasonable dose of qualifiers.

[Fester Chugabrew]

I've been doing scientific research for the last 30 years, and have a degree or two from reputable science departments in institutions even you may have heard of.

If I could afford it I would very much enjoy studying under you. Alas, however, as a self-taught janitor even my recent raise places me beyond that possibility. Perhaps you use a textbook I could borrow from the library?