[Fester Chugabrew]

I've been doing scientific research for the last 30 years, and have a degree or two from reputable science departments in institutions even you may have heard of.

If I could afford it I would very much enjoy studying under you. Alas, however, as a self-taught janitor even my recent raise places me beyond that possibility. Perhaps you use a textbook I could borrow from the library?

[Right Wing Professor]

Perhaps you use a textbook I could borrow from the library?

Don't splatter FR with general insults and then expect people who fall into the categories you insult to make nice to you.