[muir_redwoods]

You're getting old when your doctor is younger than you are. You are old when the President is younger than you are. You're really old when almost nobody in the room is ever older than you are.

And if you know who Lamont Cranston is you must be dead.

[Clemenza]

The only Lamont I am familiar with worked in a junkyard. Of course, many youngins out there have probably never seen Sanford & Son.