Posted on 01/21/2005 6:08:44 AM PST by TheBigB
Yesterday was a bitter day indeed for our friends at DirtyUnderpants.com. President Bush was inaugurated for his second term (not that French guy whose name escapes me at the moment)...NOT ONE DAMN DIME DAY turned quickly to WASTE OF DAMN TIME DAY...Che and Karl are STILL dead...
So they decided to focus their anger and frustration onto one individual. WHO, you may ask! WHO is this powerful right-wing figure who drove them to fury? Karl Rove? George W. Bush? Shannen Doherty? Nope.
Me. :)
Yep, that's right. Little ol' inoffensive, innocent-as-a-newborn-lamb fuzzball me.
Turns out that they take great umbrage to my FReeper homepage. They started their own thread about it here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2469227
Needless to say, when informed of this by OSHA, I was vexed. "Why?" I cried! "What BRINGETH their fire down on me?" "What CAUSETH their righteous indignation?" "How DOESETH this lint keep accumulating in my belly button?"
Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page. Well, specifically, they don't like my pics of scantily-clad famous babes like Jessica Simpson, Rose McGowan, Jaime Pressly, etc. You'd THINK they have more important things to worry about, but no.
So I am now looked down upon by DUh. Which is roughly akin to being called "untalented" by Ashlee Simpson. I added a special welcome message just for them. ;-) You can visit my page and see what upset them, if you haven't done so. But of course, if you think you might not like it, then just don't go. It's that simple. If you do, keep these rules in mind:
Heh. :) I'm sure they'll find this thread eventually, so I'd like to leave them with the ULTIMATE offensive pic (to them, anyway). So... 
Enjoy! :)
I don't get it. What's with the steak and the hammer?
$5 freep donation bet in the works?
Me too!
Please notify me when you update it. ;)
Don't beat the meat.
LOL!
Hey martin, how do you keep the Browns out of your back yard?
Wait til najida gets here. She does it every time. ;-)
NO PLACE TO RUN (01.21.05)
Bill Belichick has long been known as the NFL's top tactical coach, but the national media has really been laying it on thick since his Patriots dismantled Peyton Manning's "unstoppable" offense in the second round of the playoffs. Sean Salisbury said on ESPN that if Belichick had coached the Steelers of the '70s, they would have won 10 Super Bowls.
Yeah, and Belichick would have gotten credit for drawing up the Immaculate Reception and practicing it the week prior.
Belichick is a great coach. It's hard to picture Bill Cowher outcoaching him this coming Sunday.
But it's foolish to think that coaching will be the only factor that decides the AFC Championship Game, or even the primary factor.
If Joey Porter and Clark Haggans control the edges like they did when the Steelers lambasted the Patriots in Week 8, can Belichick scheme against that?
If the Steelers put together six-, seven-, or eight-minute drives, can Belichick scheme against that?
If Tom Brady falls apart like he did in Week 8 - or, for that matter, like he did before he got injured in the 2001 AFC final - can Belichick scheme against that?
Coaching has always been a big factor in football. Belichick has admittedly taken it to the next level. But leave it to the "experts" to find a way to overrate it.
While the "experts" - and New England fans - are basically counting on Ben Roethlisberger to implode, the Pats have some time bombs that are tick, tick, ticking as well. We've already covered some of Brady's problems, and don't forget his collapse at Miami in Week 16.
In 13 games against the Steelers with Cincinnati, Corey Dillon had just two 100-yard games. He's with a better team now, true. But Dillon is used to getting brought down for short gains by those black-and-gold unis.
The Patriots' secondary is incredibly depleted. I heard Earth, Wind & Fire is in their defensive backfield. Does Funkadelic enter the game in the dime package?
It's a shame Roethlisberger isn't in mid-season form. If he were, he'd tear New England's secondary apart. And if he were, the Steelers would be 6-point favorites, not 3-point underdogs.
Don't be shocked if Antwaan Randle El has a huge game. The Patriots managed to cover Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne last week, but Brandon Stokely was open all day. Manning usually couldn't get the ball to Stokely, and when he did, Stokely dropped it.
If, as expected, the Pats concentrate on Plaxico Burress and Hines Ward, Randle El should be the most open of Big Ben's targets. If Randle El gets the ball, he will make the Patriots suffer.
Steelers 28, Patriots 14. Belichick may have masterminded D-Day, invented the telephone and found a cure for male pattern baldness.
But what the Steelers do, he can't stop.
Personally, I think the Steelers will win, but I personally think this guy is a little over the top. Anything for ratings.
DU is the playpen of the mentally disturbed, suffering from "BDS"
"Bush Derangement Syndrome"
and a displaced social morality disorder called "HHR"
"Hyper-extended Hypocrisy Reflex"
"Turns out that they don't like the pics on my page."
What's the matter with them? Are they unable to experience pleasure in life? Don't they have any sense of humor?
Oh wait a minute ... they're Democrats. ;)
Seriously, your page is one of the best I've seen on FR.
Done! :^)
I despise Journey.
Cookie-cutter pop rock.
Hammer is the verb, steak is the noun. Think it through.
Thankee much!
GO PATS!!!!!!!!
99 Dead Baboons???
ROTFLMAO....republicans are the smartest people I know....coming up classics like dirtyunderpants.com!!! [[[laughing]]]
Stillers 34 Patri-nots 20.... yay!
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Two words: Tedy Bruschi.
Go Patriots!
OH, and the looser (sic) has to post a thread saying "I lost to (insert freeper name here)" with details.
OK?
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