[Dr.Syn]

This will send Teddy Kennedy running for a drink.

[Brian328i]

I'm sure he has one in both hands already.

[wagglebee]

This will send Teddy Kennedy running for a drink.

If Tubby is conscious, he's either running for a drink or away from a sinking car!

[i_dont_chat]

EVERYTHING sends Teddy Kennedy running for a drink!

[GnuHere]

Well, ouch!
That COULD leave a mark, but Teddy will be lubed up and dodging. Until he topples over.

[GianniV]

What a great article. I attended college (Denison University) with the same type of elite snobs from eastern boarding schools. Some turned out to be okay dudes, but most were total a-holes.

I'll never forget while pledging a fraternity how one of my fellow pledge brothers had no clue on how to use a mop. Unbelievable.

[Citizen Tom Paine]

I lived in Massachusetts for a few years, and I never could figure out why they kept reelecting him.

[blastdad51]

Teddy's at his best after happy hour!

[Chu Gary]

I thought hogs were the strictly owned territory of BJ Klintoon - his wife, his daughter, Monica, etc.

[Mike Bates]

[Seaplaner]

Kennedy sounded like Louis XVI placing a foie gras order on his way to the guillotine.

Clever, that.