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Caption Kerry! My Botox wore off, Loose skin Ping!
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Posted on 01/19/2005 1:44:18 PM PST by Next_Time_NJ



My God Man! My Botox wore off! My Cheeks can touch my ears!!


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KEYWORDS: botox; cheeks; dork; ichabodcrane; kerry; looseskin; lurch; swifteesthankyou; totalfraud
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To: newfrpr04

***does he practice taking goofy,dorky pictures/poses, count our blessings that he is not our president.***

Naw, this conceited ass is just using an old feminine trick to try to look younger... sit with your elbows on a desk and place your hands so that they pull your face skin upwards. It only works up to thirty years old, Kerry!


41 posted on 01/19/2005 2:10:41 PM PST by kitkat
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To: KarlInOhio

What do you get when you cross a Kerry Blue with a Boxer bitch?

Puppies that are allergic to rice.


42 posted on 01/19/2005 2:13:00 PM PST by highflight (from a distance - buzzards might appear as eagles.)
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To: Next_Time_NJ

Kind of a chintzy looking wedding band from such a wealthy lady.


43 posted on 01/19/2005 2:14:23 PM PST by JudyinCanada (Five-fingered Canadian)
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To: Next_Time_NJ
He's very orange.

Orange ya glad he isn't being inaugurated tomorrow?

44 posted on 01/19/2005 2:14:25 PM PST by mombonn ( ¡Viva Bush/Cheney! Dukakis and Kerry are the matching bookends of the Bush era.)
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To: Wild Irish Rogue

You'll need to add Bug Eyed Pelosi, and Hiltery, then for the loud mouths- M.Waters, on and on.


45 posted on 01/19/2005 2:15:10 PM PST by newfrpr04
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To: Wild Irish Rogue
Boxer's coiffure by James Trafficant

HAAAHAAAA! Good comparison.

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46 posted on 01/19/2005 2:15:55 PM PST by silent_jonny (Funny taglines are great, but they won't save you any money on car insurance -- Geico)
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To: Next_Time_NJ
Teresa has not been around much. I think she is off to the spa for diet, botox and whatever.
47 posted on 01/19/2005 2:22:12 PM PST by motherof 3
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To: JudyinCanada

That's funny. That's the first thing I thought too. But then I worked in jewelry retail for years. We used to sell them for $60.00.


48 posted on 01/19/2005 2:22:30 PM PST by unbalanced but fair
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To: silent_jonny

exactly - don't insult that sweet dog eh?

this is one of the problems with botox, apparently with some people more than others, if you don't continue to use it regularly, every 4 - 6 months, depending on your skin, your old wrinkles will come back with a vengence - did Theresa put him on an allowance again or is he saving up his money for his 2008 run at the Presidency, lol

so it means time to consider the next options, forehead lift, brow lift, face lift......


49 posted on 01/19/2005 2:23:42 PM PST by littlelilac
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To: unbalanced but fair

Teresa probably bought it used, because he was used. Maybe at a very upscale garage sale.


50 posted on 01/19/2005 2:25:54 PM PST by JudyinCanada (Five-fingered Canadian)
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To: Wild Irish Rogue
Here's a picture of the miserable wench, with her Trafficant hairdo...

And as long as we're doing captions, how about this one?

I'll start:

Boxer: Gee, I really made an ass of myself today, didn't I?
Condi: Well, it's not your fault that you don't know that I eat disingenuous little pieces of crap like you for breakfast every day. By the way, I just LOVE your hair!
Boxer: Actually, this isn't really my hair...


51 posted on 01/19/2005 2:28:24 PM PST by Sicon
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To: silent_jonny

no offense taken or intended. The thought did occur to me, almost instantly...in time for me to decide not to say it/post it....so easy to go there and I seek to elevate conversation (often failing! in my deservedly-humble opinion)...


52 posted on 01/19/2005 2:33:27 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (REMEMBER THE ALGOREAMO--relentlessly DEMAND the TRUTH, like the Dems demand recounts!)
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To: Peach

"He looked so tired last night"

That's because he showed up at the Senate and worked almost a whole day. Time for a snow boarding break out west!


53 posted on 01/19/2005 2:36:15 PM PST by RicocheT
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To: Sicon

"Boxer: Gee, I really made an ass of myself today, didn't I?"

"Condi: Well, it's not your fault that you don't know that I eat disingenuous little pieces of crap like you for breakfast every day."


HOWLING ROTF LOL!!!


54 posted on 01/19/2005 2:36:50 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (REMEMBER THE ALGOREAMO--relentlessly DEMAND the TRUTH, like the Dems demand recounts!)
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To: melbell

>>hahaha...you got me! I laughed audibly at work!

Gotcha! :) I was wondering if anyone else saw that little nursery rhyme in the way he was holding his hands.

Maybe I should have used the word "sheeple" instead and ended it with an evil laugh... MMMUUHAHAHAHA!


55 posted on 01/19/2005 2:46:31 PM PST by MarineBrat ("Religion in a Family is at once its brightest Ornament & its best Security." --Samuel Adams)
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To: Next_Time_NJ

Kerry tries out his new face lift.


56 posted on 01/19/2005 2:50:47 PM PST by Zathras
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To: Next_Time_NJ

Teraaaaaza assured me the botox would do the trick and I lost anyway. Wahhhhh. I'll show everybody. I'll just wrinkle up till I turn blue!


57 posted on 01/19/2005 3:01:27 PM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Re: The "Before" picture in your Post #17 - If Kerry isn't a perfect model of the characters that Don Martin used to draw in MAD Magazine! LOL


58 posted on 01/19/2005 3:02:03 PM PST by nightdriver
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To: Sicon

Boxer looks like she combs her hair with a hand mixer. Good lord someone get that woman a brush!


59 posted on 01/19/2005 3:11:41 PM PST by Clintons Are White Trash (Helen Thomas, Molly Ivins, Maureen Dowd - The Axis of Ugly)
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To: Next_Time_NJ
Reminds me of "The Picture Of Dorian Gray"


60 posted on 01/19/2005 3:15:48 PM PST by Tuba Guy ("History teaches us that mankind learns nothing from history.")
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