Oooooooooooooh, just like the dude who said he was zot proof.
Forgot to include your asbestos undies!
Posted on 01/18/2005 12:09:31 PM PST by moderndaycrusader
Oooooooooooooh, just like the dude who said he was zot proof.
Forgot to include your asbestos undies!
"so flamers beware, I'll have backup."
Well bonzo, this one's just for you:
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
ZOT-Z-MA-ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Oh, I'm certain of it...
He's got to have some MAJOR issues with women.
What you bet he looks a lot like Norman Bates?
Riiiiight. Settle down, Francis.
and pray...
pray that the on-duty Mod is not one of the ladies.
ZOTTED Troll ping
Many years ago a comedian (whose name I forget) had a great riff on Wonder Woman, something along these lines:
What useful superpowers does Wonder Woman have? O.K., she can block bullets with her jewelry. Big deal. She has an invisible plane. Who's not going to see a woman in a red, white, and blue costume floating in mid-air? She has a "lasso of truth". So, she ties a guy up to see what's on his mind, and what does she get every time? "Nice rack!"
What you bet he looks a lot like Norman Bates?
How much you want to bet he likes gladiator movies?
TARGETING SYSTEMS ONLINE...TRACKING...LOCKED
FYI the tank center left in the picture listed below is crewed by an all female crew. Nickie Loveszots is the tank commander and enjoys running over the smoking remains of Trolls she has Zotted while she and her crew sing:
Ah ah
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands
To fight the horde singing and crying:
Valhalla I am coming!
"almost everyone believed that she was some sort of Amazon warrior, "
Hey, I LIKE Amazonian warrior lasses.
They are fine women, know what they want and aren't afraid to ask.
Or does the thought of a woman coming out and stating her dreams aspirations and desires frighten you?
Ladies, lookee what we have here, a troll that's afraid of strong women!
If you know of any other FR ladies that I missed in thge ping that would be interested in smacking the troll up, give them a holler pretty please.
My mother has a career. My mother is active in local politics. My mother owns guns.
additionally, she wears trousers habitually.
you want to tell me to my face that my mother has sold her soul to the devil?
yah. didn't think so.
I refuse to give up watching Ripley kick alien ass. You want to go back to the days of weak screaming women of the '50's genre. You go ahead and watch those, I'll watch Ripley.
Say, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
"From what I've read here, especially on the 'military women' posts, there are a lot of people here who agree with me, so flamers beware, I'll have backup."
You might want to have actually HAD backup before saying that.
And, I know a few women who post here who currently ARE 'military women'.
GET LOST IDIOT!
The kitties will be doing you a favor when they dump you in the kitty litter box. The only thing that could make it worse if the box was lined with the NY Times
I'm calling Ripley!!!!
I bet you think that Kid Rock is the devil, Walmart is the sole evil chicom empire and that President Bush is to the left of John Kerry.....
I'm a proud naughty Neocon.
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