[Poohbah]

He's got to have some MAJOR issues with women.

What you bet he looks a lot like Norman Bates?

How much you want to bet he likes gladiator movies?

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

"How much you want to bet he likes gladiator movies?"

...and/or has seen a grown man naked, been in a turkish prison, or hung around a gymnasium. Now, stop calling him Shirley!