DFU SONG: The Boxer (Condi chews up and spits out Barbara Boxer)

DFU SONGS | 1-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - THE BOXER - click on the site and scroll down to the MIDI

Her name's Barbara Boxer...she's a whiny little witch
Yes, I didn't use a "b" there
It is really only Hillary I call a *****

I do declare
After seeing her on C-SPAN
I could pull out all her hair...frizzy hair
Gray, lifeless hair

She was jumping all over Condi Rice
One of freedom's greatest lights
Condi taught her a great lesson
You don't bring a knife when it is time for your gunfight
Your gunfight
Condi shot her like a tin can...and then she turned off her light
It was fun to see her turn off Boxer's light

See her whine...Barbara Boxer likes to whine
See her whine...it's so funny on TV when we watch her whine

So the pest kept on attacking...she's a woman with no clue
It was so annoying
Boxer saw those steely eyes that told her "I'll get you"
I will get you
You'll regret all this showboating by the time this hearing's through
By the time this hearing's through

(musical break)

See her whine...Barbara Boxer likes to whine
See her whine...it's so funny on TV when we watch her whine

Out of her Condi made mincemeat
It was something to behold...to behold
It's a great one for the archives...it is solid gold
Boxer's now...not so bold

DemocRATS rushed to her side and gave to her some smelling salts
And George Bush, of course, is at fault
'Cause Condi had picked her up and threw her on the mat
And broke her like a very fragile vase (väz)
Like Roberto or a Frenchie she cried out "Oh, please no mas...please no mas"

See her whine...Barbara Boxer likes to whine
See her whine...it's so funny on TV when we watch her whine

See her whine...Barbara Boxer likes to whine
See her whine...it's so funny on TV when we watch her whine

See her whine...Barbara Boxer likes to whine
See her whine...it's so funny on TV when we watch her whine

See her whine...Barbara Boxer likes to whine
See her whine...it's so funny on TV when we watch her whine

See her whine...Barbara Boxer likes to whine
See her whine...it's so funny on TV when we watch her whine

See her whine...Barbara Boxer likes to whine
See her whine...it's so funny on TV when we watch her whine

See her whine...Barbara Boxer likes to whine
See her whine...it's so funny on TV when we watch her whine

See her whine...Barbara Boxer likes to whine
See her whine...it's so funny on TV when we watch her whine

[A CA Guy]

I know, there are no candidates on the Republican side worth spit that could get elected in a STATE race.

Really sucks and the party needs to work hard on finding personable electable candidates.

[doug from upland]

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[Sharpei]

Boxer has decide NOT to listen, to the 'Will-Of-The-People,' who spoke and voted. She's got Dilusions of Grandure! She thinks she's, 'Hollywood' bound. May Americans/Californian's 'wake-up,' and quickly RECALL her!