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P.J. O'Rourke: An Alternative Inaugural Address
The Weekly Standard ^ | 01/24/05 | P.J. O'Rourke

Posted on 01/15/2005 5:53:36 AM PST by Pokey78

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To: Pokey78
We are all sinners. But jerks revel in their sins.

Someone translate this into Latin and we'll send it to the DNC for their new motto.

By the way, if we're recommending PJ books, I'd advise Parliament of Whores. It's a scathing look at government, but also a look at the people who empower government: us.

41 posted on 01/15/2005 7:04:42 AM PST by IronJack
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To: Pokey78
Just wow! I wonder how many emails this is gonna show up in Monday morning lol.


(opens email client)
42 posted on 01/15/2005 7:06:30 AM PST by KoRn
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To: Pokey78

This is just terrific! I love his response to "Do Not Steal"! If you have a P.J.O'Rourke ping list, please put me on it. Thanks!


43 posted on 01/15/2005 7:06:39 AM PST by alwaysconservative (Being a Democrat means you don't have to live in the same reality as the rest of us.)
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To: TheBigB

PJ ping


44 posted on 01/15/2005 7:06:59 AM PST by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: IronJack
Parliament of Whores.

Bump for a terrific book.

45 posted on 01/15/2005 7:08:03 AM PST by Bahbah
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To: Pokey78

P.J 'O Rourke is our funniest conservative satirist. I'd rather George Bush gave the liberals a one line message and head straight for the parade grounds after he takes the oath of office: "I am George W. Bush." That should be enough for a nation that likes Denny Crane. Who after appropriately enough, loathes liberals who hate President Bush.


46 posted on 01/15/2005 7:08:49 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Pokey78

Peej! Wow! I'd love to hear this speech given - it is so true...


47 posted on 01/15/2005 7:09:04 AM PST by GunnyB (Once a Marine, Always a Marine)
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To: All

BUMP!


48 posted on 01/15/2005 7:20:42 AM PST by very_right_in_kc (Not Perfect Just Forgiven)
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To: Pokey78

bump bump Conga-line-dancing-in-front-of-pissed-off-democraps BUMP


49 posted on 01/15/2005 7:23:06 AM PST by very_right_in_kc (Not Perfect Just Forgiven)
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To: Pokey78

Great !I love his quote :
"Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us"


50 posted on 01/15/2005 7:29:49 AM PST by LittleMoe
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To: anniegetyourgun

Hi Miss Annie,

Wouldn't it just be a riot if this happened. I love it!


51 posted on 01/15/2005 7:32:24 AM PST by RikaStrom
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To: LibertarianInExile
Still one of the funniest things he ever wrote.

regards,

52 posted on 01/15/2005 7:34:44 AM PST by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Pokey78

PJ was my favorite till Ann Couter came along

Now he is 2nd but hell second place is still damn good when it comes to skewering the left


53 posted on 01/15/2005 7:37:49 AM PST by uncbob
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To: Pokey78

O'Rourke is sounding more conservative than libertarian in this article.


54 posted on 01/15/2005 7:53:02 AM PST by ModelBreaker
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To: Pokey78
the Tenth Commandment. "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, . . . nor his ass

I'm guessing this last one has been violated too many times to count in a few cities in this country.

55 posted on 01/15/2005 8:03:32 AM PST by Hardastarboard
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To: Pokey78

Excellent read, Pokey!


56 posted on 01/15/2005 8:17:20 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• veni • vidi • vino • visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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ModelBreaker wrote:

O'Rourke is sounding more conservative than libertarian in this article.





American libertarians [that also happen to be Christians, like O'Rourke] are also conservatives, by definition; -- if you consider supporting our Constitution as the main indicator of conservatism.
57 posted on 01/15/2005 8:24:30 AM PST by jonestown ( Tolerance for intolerance is not tolerance at all.)
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To: Pokey78

As only P.J. can do it. Great post.


58 posted on 01/15/2005 9:09:09 AM PST by GVnana (If I had a Buckhead moment would I know it?)
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To: IronJack
I'd second that. Parliament of Whores should be a must-read for every skull full of mush in college.
59 posted on 01/15/2005 9:20:07 AM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Socialism failed. Bush won. Wellstone is dead. Get over it, DUmmies!)
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To: LibertarianInExile; MKM1960
"Whoa, whoa, whoa ..."

I just returned and read your reply.

Scrolling down I see that MKM1960 responded, and much more eloquently than I would.

See ... some of us do mature. ;)

60 posted on 01/15/2005 9:40:04 AM PST by G.Mason (A war mongering, UN hating, military industrial complex loving, Al Qaeda incinerating American.)
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