Posted on 01/14/2005 7:40:10 PM PST by RWR8189
What would Brian Boitano do?
Liberals have absolutely no sense of humor & take themselves way too seriously. South Park really puts it in their eye - sometimes it's horribly offensive, but it's really funny too. I thought Team America was refreshing & funny - maybe there's hope for the world yet.
What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold!
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair!
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y.
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone.
For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
And what would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again!
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kublai Khan.
Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body
So let's all get together,
And unite to stop our moms.
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano'd dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Don't feer ronery. Rots of us feer da same ray. :)
My favorite song from that movie. The music from that film is better than anything Disney has put out in the last ten years.
That's rearry funny.
Well he sure didn't do too well in his wresting match with Satan or his fight with Santa.
I love South Park- and I like to think of myself as a member of the religious right!
I haven't seen the movie yet, but when Kyle slapped Cartman and made him squel like a girl in one Christmas episode is going to be hard to beat.
Ann Coulter is a South Park Conservative. She's all about ridculing the libbies, trying to make them cry. They deserve it. f***in pansies.
Me too. Jesus is my saviour. I think Christians can have a sense of humor too & not take theirselves so seriously.
Go rent the movie.
They rip the left constantly. Especially Hollywood libs! One of my favorite episodes is when they went to South America to help save the rain forest. By the end of the show the kids wanted to tear the whole forest down!
The best part of that Mormon episode was on the one hand it was making fun of the faith but at the end it ripped those people who mocked Mormons.
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