Had a guy smuggle an organe back to the squadbay and was sucking the juice out of it after lights-out. I smelled it and was gonna ask for a couple of slices (he was two racks away). Just as I was gonna ask, saw the DI LOW CRAWLING along the wall. Next thing, I saw a big hand rise up and smash the orange on ol boy's grill! And heard, "Now LAY in it piglet!"
He had it on his mug at 0530! All I could do NOT to LMAO!
LOL! That's too funny! Of course if you want to talk about people getting caught with food...we had a fatbody that had been losing weight all the way through 1st and second phase. Got to M&M week and the DI's figured the best place for him was to work scullery, all the half eaten food would make him not want to eat or something. Well...he gained about 25 lbs. eating leftovers off other recruit's plates before he washed them. He got recycled as well, but not before we all got bent for allowing one of our fellow recruits do that to himself. And of course being a Squad Leader, we got the worst of it.
Ahh Boot Camp...