LOL! That's too funny! Of course if you want to talk about people getting caught with food...we had a fatbody that had been losing weight all the way through 1st and second phase. Got to M&M week and the DI's figured the best place for him was to work scullery, all the half eaten food would make him not want to eat or something. Well...he gained about 25 lbs. eating leftovers off other recruit's plates before he washed them. He got recycled as well, but not before we all got bent for allowing one of our fellow recruits do that to himself. And of course being a Squad Leader, we got the worst of it.
Ahh Boot Camp...
No lie, a fatbody we had lost 55 lbs in boot camp. He was one of the GP recruits for FAT, I was one for laughing and just because my DI wanted the BEST in LIFE for me!
BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
PS: Ever see any of your DI's? I saw BOTH of mine. One in Engineer School where he welcomed me with a gut punch and the other on Hansen when I was a SSgt and he was a MSgt. He yelled at me from HALF A BLOCK AWAY and the fear factor clamped my a$$hole shut! We had a few laughs at the Club over the old days.