[Palladin]

"Go get me that little girl soldier from Abu Ghraib. I need a good S&M session."

[trustandobey]

too much consumin goin on !

[GMMAC]

"I tell ya comrades, I was this close to turning America into a socialist paradise ... and then along comes Ronald Reagan."

[MarineBrat]

Mary Jo had resolved to end the love affair with me that night . . . summarily, like Martha Stewart ripping the sand vein out of a shrimp's tail . . . though the term "love affair" struck her as a ridiculous euphemism . . . not unlike "sand vein," which is after all an intestine, not a vein . . . and that tarry substance inside certainly isn't sand . . . and that, Mary Jo said, brought her back to me, Ted Kennedy.


--Shamelessly stolen and adapted from the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/lyttony.htm

[MAWG]

I'M SO DRUNK I JUST SHAT MY DRAWERS AND IT FEELS LIKE IT'S THIS LONG.

[Fruitbat]

"Err...AH,...I'd say Hillary's arse is about this wide..."

[pookie18]

Great job, so far, everyone. I know that I'd hate to choose from so many good ones...the good news is that I don't have to!!!!!

[WestTexasWend]

Bartender, THIS is what I mean by "two fingers of gin"...

[Gritty]

"Have you ever wondered why everything on my left side is higher than my right?"

[dansangel]

I only see two of you...am I right?

[.45MAN]

Wadda ya mean Goodyear is using all the tiedowns!!!!!

[Cyber Liberty]

Caption: {Yawn}

Not funny.

[alwaysconservative]

“Bloated *ss (BA) + plus Swimmer (S) = Thickheaded Amoral Reprobate Dunce (TARD)”

[MeekOneGOP]

I am perfectly capable of telling LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE after LIE!! .....

[Pirate21]

"Ich bin ein Staliner!"

[Snagglepuss]

Profiles In Bloatage

[reagan_fanatic]

Bowling for Teddies...

[RobRoy]

Who is it supposed to be? Kinda looks lik Newt.

[Nataku X]

ahhh... I thought it was Newt Gingrich, then looked at all the captions and looked at the picture closely... whoopsy!

"I don't support the WoT... I never gave a rat's @$$ about women, and never will!"--sayeth either Ted Kennedy or Newt Gingrich!

[BJungNan]